Skin Like Porcelain, Eyes Like Glass.

Well Hello. My name is Lilly and this is my Tumblr. I know I’m surprised too. I'm a Sick Kid™ but at least my tattoos are internet famous Pictures of My Face Tattoos Pictures of Other Stuff Also Guest list Beek Mini Moth Cairo

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I’ve officially hit the point where younger/mid 20’s boys try to sell their souls to rizz me up

Shouts out being 28

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“If you had friends maybe you’d understand” is a super cool thing to hear from your grandma who you thought you’d had a really deep conversation with a couple days prior in which you agreed you guys were best friends and she was ‘sorry for taking her anger out on you recently’, but she can’t actually follow through on the plans you made last week because she told her friend “at least two weeks ago” that they might go to the movies that day.

The “plans” was just taking my kitten 5 minutes away to the vet’s office to get his nails trimmed so I stop looking like I put my hands in a briar patch and get meds to deworm him because I can’t drive and we’re both worried about his symptoms.

So sorry your movie can’t wait and you can just lie through your teeth.

‘If I go, you go’. Right?

Right?

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Gore isn’t horror.

Admit you can’t write a script to save your life and let the funding go to someone with talent.

🙄

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I wish chemo didn’t wipe my grandma out so much.

I know she’s technically finished with it(thank god), but I miss our sleepovers.

And I also know I have a hard time not being nocturnal but she watches the same shows I do to sleep and I can be quiet 😕

Just sucks. 😔

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I asked my mom to french braid my hair because I don’t know how and my chronic illness won’t stop making me throw up constantly,

But her compliment of telling me “I had the ‘best’ type of hair to braid” lasted about 5 whole seconds before she clarified that it was because I’ve waited so long to bleach my roots so it made the braid more interesting.

I’m fine ✌🏻😬

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I haven’t changed my phone number in 17 years since I first got a cell phone on my 10th birthday on the off chance that someone from my past might need to get a hold of me if they need help.

Why do I assume that anyone who manages to get close to me could give 25% of the fuck that I do. This is why I choose not to have friends. It hurts less. 

I don’t know where you find friends that would live and kill and die for you, but as one, I hope you’re all doing okay today and I wish I could fix it if you’re not.

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I just want to lay at the end of the bed with the cats while listening to someone work on a song they’re really proud of.

Why is that too much to ask for.

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Finally being honest with my mom was so hard. Because I knew exactly how she’d react. And I hate that I was so right. I just wish for once in my life she would actually.. care. Anyway

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Genuine question,

What happened with Aziz Ansari to the point that he’s no longer a character on Bob’s Burgers. Like what??

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“I need to touch more but I can’t touch myself in a room full of ghosts”- my best friend

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Fun fact,

I’ve learned that I am most DEFINITELY a switch so my jokes probably aren’t so much of a joke anymore ??

But I do immediately apologize bc I still feel bad.

Like I KNOW that I’m supposed to be “dominant” sometimes, but no joke anymore. Definitely can be.

✌🏻🫠😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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Okay so rewatching the movie “Room” bc I totally watched when it came out, so I’m like “okay cool fine”.

It was not fine.

I can’t believe that I identified with that movie so much to the point that I was yelling “No! No! Say this instead”

That’s a fun development 🫠

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Okay but the fact that I spent over 30 minutes fucking sobbing by the car in a truck stop parking lot bc I literally couldn’t find you after running the lanes expecting to find you 5 times, finally crying to the staff to see if they could find you like I’M the one who didn’t know what was going on bc I was also the one who kept getting harassed by truckers offering me a “ride” and yet it’s still “my fault” bc despite my multiple times running the isles looking for you “I didn’t see you” ?? Okay.

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Oooooooo you wanna know something funny?

Getting back with an ex an expecting them to both forget about and resume putting up with your bullshit like nothing happened 🙃

Like. Oh babe. Not only am I not surprised, but I am unbothered and part of my contingency plan already included setting up plans in the area “we” were supposed to be the day after I knew you were gonna cancel on me.

Have fun tho 🥰

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Arizona currently has the highest COVID19 infection rate in the country and since I can’t protest without passing out, I got drunk and made this Facebook banner for our dumbass governer who reopened the fucking state way too early and fucked us all.

I also drove to the top of the second tallest mountain in the state to watch the sunrise the first night of his 8pm-5am weeklong curfew(not for the virus, but to stop the protests because “”priorities””) just because he explicitly told me not to.

Here’s a photo of him actively violating his own stupid curfew.

Cancel Doug Ducey and/or tell him to get fucked 2020

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I updated it for you :)

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Thank you !!

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Honestly can someone please update this for me bc I’m lazy and now back in AZ 🫠

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If you’re not an only child it’s really hard to explain to other people why you feel so lonely.

Or why “mom” just seems so disinterested in talking to you. Even though others find you “interesting”, it’ll never be enough.

Never was, never will.

You live it eventually.

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i cant stop thinking abt the thousands of bug wars that happen every day that we dont know about