Made A Tumblr Before Twitter Users Did

Hawk | He/Him | Adult + | Artist & Writer In The Same Way That One Dog Is Mayor 

[hawkfirephoenix]

Ayup, I’m Hawk. Welcome to the hole of this hellsite I carved out with my bare hands.

MC & MCYT Sideblog: cglatt

I do not know what I’m doing or how to work this site. 👍 I typically just reblog whatever memes I see lying around, or things I find funny enough to force my friends to see. ✨This is my only real social media account ever.✨

If you’re here and I’ve not met you outside of this site I have no idea how you got here but hello.

Tags? Yeah sure I think I know what those are, I’ll try to use them: hawktalk | Textposts I make, likely just random thoughts yoink | Reblogs is this jerma? | Posts that are either jerma, remind me of jerma in some way, or give off jerma energy Have fun, be safe and remember to sleep sometime.

[coughloop]

Willy wonkas racist grandparents

[tategaminu]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[tall]

[ivipl1]

Sweet reverie, while you sleep I'll give you something to hold all my disasters in Under your skin

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[ferncloud]

stuck in a dream

[ferncloud]

ive been waiting for this moment all my life, but its not quite right

[auckie]

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[birdandvine]

Good Morning, I Am Not Going to Commit Suicide Today, by Kimmy Walters

[vyckuke]

here you go

[mythtakens]

drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless