Dirty Minded Fellow

Middle aged man who likes the same things most men enjoy.

[voisinekokinem]

Jetez-y un œil

Si bon et si profond comme j'en raffole

[liltortoise]

She said, “My husband will be back in two minutes.”

That’s plenty of time.

[liltortoise]

She asked, “Do you want me to stop?”

There is not a strong enough word for, “No.”

[izmir-li]

[liltortoise]

She asked for a week of PTO.

I gave it to her.

[shewillrise4-deactivated2019081]

[liltortoise]

I told your wife to keep quiet.

I just didn’t want to wake you up, buddy.

[ilovesexypics]

[sadece-hayal2]

𝒴𝑜𝓊 & ℳ𝑒

[liltortoise]

My neighbor asked me if I thought his wife could get back into the work force.

I said, “Send her over for a mock interview.”

I hired her.

[relaxaegoza69-deactivated201209]

[icantkeepmyhandstomyself]

İştahımı gördükçe inlemelerine hakim olamayacaksın bebeğim

[liltortoise]

Look, Jill, I can only take on person on this business trip to Tokyo, and Cindy speaks Japanese. What can you offer for 3 weeks overseas?

[amyerotic]

[liltortoise]

You may as well stop. I can’t cum from someone else’s hand—oh, there you go.

[liltortoise]

[cucked-by-wife]

Happy Wife ! Happy Life they say 🤔

[liltortoise]

I’m glad to send your wife home with a smile.

[liltortoise]

[alevcik30-deactivated20160527]

[tjsummer22]

Yes please Goddess….

[liltortoise]

I was feeling blue, but my neighbor’s wife said she could cheer me up.

[dengesizbiri-deactivated2016032]

[liltortoise]

She said, “I only have a minute.”

I didn’t need a minute.

[postingpagemissus]

[liltortoise]

She could tell I liked it by the way I grew erect.

[shewillrise4-deactivated2019081]

[liltortoise]

Your wife came into my bedroom this morning, but she didn’t want to wake you up.

I guess we’re both lucky guys.

[liltortoise]

[sx-hot-deactivated20121103]

[liltortoise]

She say her hamstrings were tight.

I said this might help.

Who knows?

It might.

[aleksytymik]

[liltortoise]

I lick it so well you give a bad blowjob.