Dirty Minded Fellow

Middle aged man who likes the same things most men enjoy.

[liltortoise]

[martyshideout-deactivated201401]

[liltortoise]

Her husband made a joke about my little dick in the gym locker room.

His wife isn’t complaining.

[liltortoise]

[hair-was-made-for-pulling-deact]

[p2024ivy]

Eyes

[liltortoise]

We agreed not to fall in love. She has a husband to go home to.

[mayabeker]

feed me mayabeker kinky me.

[liltortoise]

I mentioned to the neighbor’s wife I’d never been tittyjerked.

[veryrealdesires]

[liltortoise]

I’d just moved into a new neighborhood when the woman next door stopped by.

“I don’t bake, so there’s no welcome pie. Anything else you need?”

I like it here.

[legendary-cumshots]

[liltortoise]

If it makes you feel better, this happened before I had a chance to penetrate. Your wife is amazing.

[yoursluttygirl]

I’m so fucking horny right now, do you guys/girls wanna help me out? ;)

[liltortoise]

Trying to convince the neighbor her hubby won’t care if we just slide it in and out for a few minutes. It’s cardio!

[dofuqamidoing-deactivated201408]

[liltortoise]

I mentioned to my co-worker I’m a leg man.

She offered a counter-point in favor of tits.

[arheilyu]

[arheilyu]

[liltortoise]

Your husband said, “Make my old college roommate comfy until I get home.”

He seems comfortable.

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[liltortoise]

The kid next door keeps riding his bike on my grass.

Since his dad is out of town, I became motivated to help his mom celebrate mother’s day.

[b-r-i-q-q--t-h]

[liltortoise]

“Better hurry. My husband will be home in a few minutes.”

[nsfporn]

In Soviet Russia, Tits fuck you!

[liltortoise]

Just before this, I told the neighbor’s wife she had a nice rack but I’m not a breast man.

Now, I think I was mistaken.

[the-dominant-00]

[liltortoise]

When I went into air conditioning repair, I had no idea how many housewives would barter for my services.

[bodiesbuilt4sin]

[liltortoise]

My co-worker said his wife didn’t like the taste. Can’t wait to tell him she overcame that for me.

[oldonlooker]

[liltortoise]

She ended the evening with a second pearl necklace.

[bigtitsinc]

[liltortoise]

She said her husband could never grope her tits, but it turns out she didn’t mind if I did.