Gold Hearted

The girl with the dragon tattoos

[chicks]

[humming-fly]

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

[humming-fly]

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day

[qqquixote]

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

[prettyonionbread]

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

[d0nn0]

getting on your period right before a big event 

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[glumshoe]

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

[astraldemise]

i like when alphonse is drawn like

this

[kenihana]

Women love so differently. I’ve come to the conclusion that the reason males never pick up on a woman’s interest is because we never do things explicitly. We don’t buy men flowers or offer to take them out. We invest, we bend over backwards and we’re patient, but to men that’s just a woman being a woman. A man is never going to realize you’re going the extra mile until you tell him or until you stop trying.

[tittytaytay]

dont date someone who doesnt enjoy talking to you a lot

[latenights]

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

[fairylander]

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

[certasluas]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

[hojolove]

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

[madgastronomer]

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

[themintycupcake]

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

[aridotdash]

https://xkcd.com/150/

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

No one breaks your heart more than you do by overthinking every goddamn little thing

[klimtsonian-unofficial]

there’s something really cute about how girls have a habit of trying to make anything difficult into a pleasant experience. like my new roommates just planned to get together to discuss contracts, but immediately suggested we do it with movies and nail-painting and chocolate. my friends and i used to dress up and do fun makeup for our exams. whenever my mom took me to doctors appointments when i was a kid, she’d brush my hair and put it up with lots of cute clips. girls are always trying to make things softer, or reduce the everyday stress in life. it’s such a nice way to be.

[fyeahmovies]

Spirited Away (2001), dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[5oil]

[dankmemeuniversity]