❝ ░ sherlock s3 / starter sentences.
feel free to change the pronouns to make these fit !
❛ listen to me. i am not gay! ❜ ❛ i’m definitely going to kill you. ❜ ❛ oh, please. killing me, that’s so two years ago. ❜ ❛ i don’t shave for [ name ]. ❜ ❛ oh, you should put that on a t-shirt. ❜ ❛ i wanted you not to be dead! ❜ ❛ yeah, well, be careful what you wish for. ❜ ❛ those things will kill you. ❜ ❛ you’d have to be an idiot not to see it. you love it. ❜ ❛ i don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean. ❜ ❛ why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong? the only one reacting like a human being. ❜ ❛ i believe in [ name ]. ❜ ❛ wait, before you do anything that you might regret, um, one question, just let me ask one question… ❜ ❛ i’m not lonely, [ name ]. ❜ ❛ if you seem slow to me, [ name ], can you imagine what real people are like? i’m living in a world of goldfish. ❜ ❛ well, the short version… not dead. ❜ ❛ you know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick. ❜ ❛ i can’t be seen wandering around with an old man. ❜ ❛ no, i prefer my doctors clean-shaven. ❜ ❛ that’s not a sentence you hear every day. ❜ ❛ i don’t understand. i said i’m sorry, isn’t that what you’re supposed to do? ❜ ❛ gosh, you don’t know anything about human nature, do you? ❜ ❛ that’s impossible. ❜ ❛ welcome to my world. ❜ ❛ oh, [ name ]. what do we say about coincidence? ❜ ❛ the universe is rarely so lazy. ❜ ❛ they’re right about you. you’re a bloody psychopath. ❜ ❛ imagine someone’s going to get murdered at a wedding. who exactly would you pick? ❜ ❛ beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences and role models. ❜ ❛ yeah, but am i a pretty lady? ❜ ❛ you’re not really getting the hang of this game, are you, [ name ]? ❜ ❛ do you always carry handcuffs? ❜ ❛ you are not a puzzle-solver, you never have been. you’re a drama queen. ❜ ❛ i have an international reputation. do you have an international reputation? ❜ ❛ can you whisper? ❜ ❛ marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can’t imagine. ❜ ❛ i am a ridiculous man. redeemed only by the warmth and consistency of your friendship. ❜ ❛ sorry, that was one more deduction than i was really expecting. ❜ ❛ i wish you weren’t… whatever it is you are. ❜ ❛ most ghosts tend to haunt a single house. this ghost, however, is willing to commute. ❜ ❛ oh, do your research. i’m not a hero, i’m a high-functioning sociopath. merry christmas! ❜ ❛ did you miss me? ❜ ❛ your loss would break my heart. ❜ ❛ what the hell am i supposed to say to that? ❜ ❛ the problems of your past are your business. the problems of your future are my privilege. ❜ ❛ [ name ], you are a back-stabbin’, heartless, manipulative bastard. ❜ ❛ you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry, tabloid whore. ❜ ❛ there’s nothing the matter with me! imagine i said that without shouting. ❜ ❛ you’re gonna love being dead, [ name ]. no one ever bothers you. ❜ ❛ is everyone i’ve ever met a psychopath? ❜ ❛ everything’s available for a price. you making me an offer? ❜ ❛ let me flick your face. ❜ ❛ [ name ] is actually a girl’s name. ❜












