limerick elvis

there once was an artist; the king / had a brother fly under his wing / he left him alone / he couldnt have known / now haikus to his ears sadly ring

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I love women

We need more women

[limerick-elvis]

we all love women no question

do why not expand the collection?

the answers in sight

i have a friend who just might

like to offer you all a suggestion

[unknownorigins-uo]

windex guzzler is just a person who drinks windex. I accidentally killed her though so her being back is good for my record.

w h a t .

[windex-guzzler]

@communist-octoling dont fourget you broke my heartr and divcorecd me and took my fucingk gun (ont even the same gun you usedf to ikll me!!!) yuo fukcing btich!!!! >:((((

[limerick-elvis]

now lets try not to start such a drama

first tell me your woes and your trauma

speak clear and speak right

with blue liquid held tight

i'm here for your plight oh whoah mama

[windex-guzzler]

ELvis thety broughtu youo backs too?!

[limerick-elvis]

wasn't brought back; just another

one of many elvii to discover

i came to town late

with sorrow to sate

i think you remember my brother

[unknownorigins-uo]

windex guzzler is just a person who drinks windex. I accidentally killed her though so her being back is good for my record.

w h a t .

[windex-guzzler]

@communist-octoling dont fourget you broke my heartr and divcorecd me and took my fucingk gun (ont even the same gun you usedf to ikll me!!!) yuo fukcing btich!!!! >:((((

[limerick-elvis]

now lets try not to start such a drama

first tell me your woes and your trauma

speak clear and speak right

with blue liquid held tight

i'm here for your plight oh whoah mama

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, are there any elvii left here? Has the orb taken them all?

[limerick-elvis]

well mama, see im new in town

and id ask nice to be shown around

but ive met every face

in a brief scan 'a the place

not many elvii survived to be found

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[limerick-elvis]

dont worry you've nothing to fear

there's more elvii than pride has got queers

most died taking shits

im sure some used it/its

with vagueness you'll be in the clear

[sodaspot]

The Elvisverse invasion was hilarious and I kinda hate that I deleted my own blog (a gimmick/comedy roleplaying blog as pre-enlistment Elvis mysteriously transported across time to 2025 with a whole tumblr account and everything).

The Elvis imitators will happen everywhere and that is quite the comforting thought.

[limerick-elvis]

a tear shed for the elvii we lost

blogs deleted, souls taken and tossed

but we can rebuild

fresh soil be tilled

as the new slough the old of their frost

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]

[limerick-elvis]

what's hard with this crowd? keeping pace is

and whoah mama the rules in these places

see down here in the grotto

we greet with the motto

"just where did you get your shoelaces?"

[limerick-elvis]

i wish to you all a good pride

to the ones who some may wish to hide

stand proud and then yell

stand together as well

and know we'll be here on your side

[limerick-elvis]

its been far too long ive stayed silent

to process the grief, where's the time went?

ill find joy again

some how and some when

the product at cost of a life spent

[bluehawaiielvis]

My time share has birthday parties now

[catgirl-presley]

Meow mama let’s get one started for Jo! they are finally 20