Elvis but a shrimp

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I see you

You're laying in bed doomscrolling. Go to sleep

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama if I had a nickel for every time someone independently found this blog and shrimpmod's blog I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I love women

We need more women

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Woah mama if you're a misogynist I Will Find You

[elvis-shrimpley]

Me: makes this post

Misogynists: "Hell yeah Elvis Shrimpley"

Woah mama my block list grows with each time I check my followers

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Woah mama what is a "man"

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Woah mama the secret ingredient in my fried rice is misogynists

[elvis-shrimpley]

WOAH MAMA HAPPY JUNETEENTH

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Woah mama if you see a post about women and think "Hm, how can I make this about men!" just don't

Just don't.

[elvis-shrimpley]

can you fry rice

Woah mama of course, I went to shrollege

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama if a woman is talking about the misogyny she faces, listen

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama if you're a misogynist I Will Find You

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama if someone is posting things that don't harm anyone but you're uncomfortable with, just block and move on

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Woah mama happy pride month, make sure to flip off your local chick-fil-a

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I just wanted to take a moment and say you bring me genuine joy when you post. Thank you for the whimsy and silly vibes, Elvis Shrimpley.

Woah mama you're welcome

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama mama mama blaze that ass

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama