Tetoto Woah Mama!

Teto Elvis

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, are there any elvii left here? Has the orb taken them all?

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

WOAH MAMA THE ORB CAN’T TAKE ME YET

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, we have to survive!

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, are there any elvii left here? Has the orb taken them all?

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

woah mama, it’s time for a new era

I will changing my name to wonderful-awesome-nice-Elvis and I will stop hitting people with my ford

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, you did this last year too! It wasn’t for April Fools but even then!

[awesome-offical]

Btw you’re actually legally required to like Hatsune miku. Sorry, I don’t make the rules, she’s just too AWESOME not to love.

[villain-offical]

Well I'm that case I HATE Hatsune Miku #evil

[tomatoes-on-the-piano-official]

Villian.. this is no ordinary law you can break.. it's war on the Hatsune Miku fans. Please tell me you are atleast prepared.

[villain-offical]

I'm always prepared...

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

woah mama even someone as evil as me loves Miku

Miku is my god hummina hummina

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, how could anyone hate Miku, regardless of criminal record?

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, happy birthday to me, Teto!

I have an important announcement to make.

I am a tortoise. I have lied to you this entire time. *pigtail(?) thrust*

[teto-presley]

Woah mama, it’s Tetoto time! Bring me your knives!

[teto-presley]

Tetoto WOAH THERE I DID NOT REBLOG ON THE WRONG BLOG. NOPE.

*pigtail thrust* (of sheer panic)

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, are we ready for stabbing season?

[snailifier]

🐌🎉 snailifier turns 1 today! 🐌🎉

i cant snailieve how long it's been snailol! snanks (snail thanks) for visiting my little corner of the vast garden that is the internet!

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, happy 1 year!

Snailvis would be glad to see how far you’ve come!

[snailifier]

snank you teto presley @=:)

[snailifier]

🐌🎉 snailifier turns 1 today! 🐌🎉

i cant snailieve how long it's been snailol! snanks (snail thanks) for visiting my little corner of the vast garden that is the internet!

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, happy 1 year!

Snailvis would be glad to see how far you’ve come!

[satan-offical]

*destroys hatsume miku*

[satan-offical]

*AND kasane teto*

[teto-presley]

YOU’RE SAYING I’M NOT SAFE EITHER?

[satan-offical]

*destroys hatsume miku*

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woAH MAMA WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

@hatsunelvis-miku ARE YOU OKAY??

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, how do we feel about my new voice?

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

Tetoto woah mama, look at me! I’m in the inbox now! Should I sing a song while I’m here?

- @teto-presley

woah mama please sing, I need this

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, for evil Elvis we’ll have an evil song about the minimum wage experience!

[oliviawebsite]

i am in a state of protracted war against all gimmick blogs on tumblr. learn to be funny or stay off my posts!!!

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, my job is to sing! Why would I bother learning how to be funny?

[shencomix]

[princess-elvis]

@teto-presley is this true?

[teto-presley]

Tetoto woah mama, I’m afraid this happens in every one of my songs!

[teto-presley]

trick or treat!!!!!! 1 (1) teto song please!!

Tetoto woah mama, hello !

To start off the night, you get my first song!