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arrrrright

#trying to regulate my hockey related crash outs

mattymartin

↳ A CLEAN SHEET: THE RETURN OF GABE LANDESKOG | EPISODE 3

#sometimes i can still hear his voice (see his biceps)

waggot

the way i kinda dgaf about babcock hire... i know all the nhlpaers were cheering and clapping for hart career revival so maybe you deserve to play under babcock idk. get some of the medicine you approved. shame hes not going to vegas but what can you do

#forgive me if i don't take an nhlpa investigation too seriously when they chalked up the kyle beach incident to #'miscommunication and misunderstanding rather than any individual or systemic failure'#quenneville is coaching and everyone seems fine with that #carter hart's in a scf with brett howden and foote is playing for the calder #get down in the shit with the rest of the pigs

wmnylander

everything bad in the world right now can be traced back to the usa men’s hockey groupchat

#their unwavering commitment to public stupidity is sort of commendable #not one of them has taken in the last 6 months and rethought their approach to anything #keep being loud and stupid so we have a substantial record of just how shitty you are

stevieroqers

The fans really love the kitchen, from just seeing it on Twitter. People being like, "Oh, he's renovating his kitchen in Toronto... he's not leaving any time soon!"

#shout out to the interior designer doing his home for locking him in forever

but if they all request trades someone has to do a quick little hillary clinton on bill guerin's + associates emails right?

mattymartin

↳ MATT MARTIN UNDRESSES IN THE BOX | NYI v. VAN | 11.15.24

#godddddd

fetisov

June 05: Gavin McKenna has his gold maple leaf pendant out as he speaks at the NHL Combine Media Availability during the NHL Combine at LECOM Harborcenter on June 05, 2026 in Buffalo, New York.

#has that shit ON