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I'm Lexi (she/her). 28 and never fuckin' learned how to be normal about hockey. Ask box is always open, as are DMs.

The Highlights: : ̗̀➛ Pens girl above all : ̗̀➛ Indigenous hockey is my thing

Writing: : ̗̀➛ AO3 Recent Works: : ̗̀➛ search for the bone - sc87/nm29 (13.2k) : ̗̀➛ let all mortal flesh (keep silence) - em71/ec59 (6.6k) : ̗̀➛ howl for the sound of it - sc87/nm29 (10k) : ̗̀➛ creme tangerine and montelimar - em71/kk97 (2k) : ̗̀➛ not the thread, nor the needle. - sc87/kl58/nm29 (2.2k) : ̗̀➛ the final bloom - maf29 (1.6k) Longfic: : ̗̀➛ rome is also built on ruins (on-going wip) Series: : ̗̀➛ Wild Animals I Have Known (3/4 parts complete) - Sid/Ovi - Sid/Geno - Sid/Mikko - Sid/Ovi/Geno (WIP) : ̗̀➛ Nobody's Business but Ours (2/3 parts complete) - Sid/Geno - Sid/Kris - Infidelity : ̗̀➛ Big Game Mitch Marner (2/? parts complete) - Sid/Mitch - Canadian National Team Antics : ̗̀➛TO1U Prompt Fills - Sid/EK (Scandinavian folklore - vampire/zombies) - Nate/Mikko (Drunk language learning and flirting) - Will/Mack (Percy Jackson AU) - Arber Xhekaj/Josh Anderson (fallen angel) - Boko Imama/Anthony Duclair (friends to lovers)

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#nav #hrpf #lexi writes #lexi.jpg #yaps #lexi.txt #riabor #lexi.wips #lexi.mp3 #indig.txt

Kris is getting so gray……..my teeth seek flesh…..

#kris can I bite you is that allowed #yaps

dilftanger

hands.. pens @ isles | 2.3.26

#em71

online discourse is so exhausting. have you ever considered turning your phone off and laughing with someone face to face? drinking tea on your porch and watching the birds? listening to the rain while you’re half asleep on the couch under your favorite blanket with your favorite book in your hand? you aren’t an actor on stage. stop performing your morality and live a little.

#yaps #not abt anyone or anything specific I have just seen. So much discourse ant everything and im like #why do yall like to argue so much #take a nap go outside eat something sweet and laugh with a stranger for four seconds #there’s more to life than strangers on the internet

highdefinitions

they’d also be horrible goons. look at them. they said “on it, boss!” and fucked it up immediately

#sid’s the one who told them not to do it and they did it anyway and geno’s the reason they got caught

bidet-of-evil

there are two wolves inside me. one wants to write and the other wants to nap. they’re both in a cage called My Job.

#me rn

nixscriptum

#inspo

everytime I wear my hair in a slicked back bun w a big ass chiffon scrunchie, I feel like debi mazar in beethoven’s 2nd

#this is a deep cut for my fellow olds #slash positive #yaps

peachfromcmbyn

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#strawberry watermelon protein shake (yay clear protein)

moffpup

it's keep your wits about you wednesday

happydivorce

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.