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cubedcake

Bonus:

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!

ask-the-skelechildren

bluekittyyoyo

I have never laughed harder in my life

thelostmoongazer

“WELCOME TO OUR GANG, HUMAN” “put on your uniform” * sans handed you “sick threads” …dope… the initiation ritual was to eat three plates of spaghetti in one sitting

fuzzydeergirlart

Im not going to finish this take it from me

thelostmoongazer

Sans has really bad night terrors and Papyrus wakes up in the middle of the night to comfort him (even tho he’s really confused and disoriented)

EDIT; I fixed it so you guys can read it easier since I was getting a lot of messages that some people couldn’t read it properly

andydemayonnaise

headcanon: Papyrus calls Toriel everything but her own name

leonifa

moved-to-samserve-blog

I can’t believe I spent time on the Aladdin au I thought up in the shower

also:

trousledbones

NYEHHHHHHHHHHHH

nomidot

I rewatched some Gravity Falls episodes and this line just fit so perfectly

latinkilledtheromans

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store?

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

221cbakerstreet

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

turtleduckdate

korra and asami’s platonic friendship started with a ‘let’s do it’ and ended with a ‘let’s do it’

turtleduckdate

omg so many people tagged this as nsfw or nsfw text and i’m crying because i literally was just referencing

(1x07)

and

(4x13)

magistera

Defeat Sin, and bring joy to the people of Spira. Get married, and bring joy to the people of Spira. For Yuna, they’re just two ways down the same road.