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[warblinpraeries]

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So a dragon and a knight walked into a field after a fight...

[forgetful-nerd]

Spelling mistakes? I guarantee neither of us saw those at 3:00 AM Monday Morning.

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[karatekamania]

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

[karatekamania]

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

[lookmomitsmytmblr]

@funnier-with-narcpd

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[jenny-holzer]

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[rabbiteclair]

what I've learned from making this post is that Tumblr is the 'contentious relationship with our immune systems' website

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[victusinveritas]

He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

[vvatchword]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

[rainathrownaway]

We're all in extreme distress, he's not special.

[turing-tested]

hey, i have therapy monday and i still haven't been paid back by my insurance that it owes me from my last appointment. if i can't cover this week's session, i'll probably have to postpone for at least a month - and i'm in the middle of some really big life changes right now that i don't think i can get through in one piece on my own.

before i have to cancel, can anyone help me get closer to the $175 i need to make it to this appointment? any amount genuinely helps, and so does sharing this. thank you.

Go to paypal.me/halphonso and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

i also have a venmo and cash app as well. I really dont want to cancel, especially so soon after starting to see someone new.

[prokopetz]

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[rabbitkinglune777]

everyone, tell me something that makes you happy

[turing-tested]

mouse society but theres humans involved and um. its . you like. go in an move their stuff for them and it would be so easy to go ina pciuk up all their furnitute for them and move it for them so easy with your human hands