Resident Disaster Pan

Lion | adult | taken 💛☀️ | xtftm transmasc intersex pan | he/him | ADHD, Autistic, host of a diagnosed system, PCOS, severe GAD | DNI (and also choke) if you are: MAP/NOMAP/radfem/ace or pan exclusionist/fakeclaimer/tme and tma user | Icon by transies-of-nyc | i block liberally, sorry

[lionsmess]

I lost the post so here's my alter blogs again

Tommy: @mewhenieatyou

George: @indigo-milkyway

Karl: @local-faggot

Percy: @sonofsally-jackson

Courfeyrac: @itsoktopunchnazis (cw: political)

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[attackoftheskydancers]

Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad

[pastimperfection]

It is HILARIOUS that they're censoring fuck. Let's not offend any delicate sensibilities by dropping a complete f-bomb in the middle of explaining the rules of the monster fucking 💦💦💦 game.

[wakingfromthewater]

This is going to enter my vocabulary

[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[thegenderdruid]

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

[live-long-and-pasta]

[literally-black-jesus]

I hate how it's always "stop letting your teenagers drink energy drinks!!!" And never "stop letting energy drink companies put dangerous amounts of caffeine into their drinks and stop letting them market to teenagers" or "stop forcing teenagers to be at constant sleep deficits because of early wake ups and absurd homework and stress loads" but hey who cares why not blame the literal child for trying to stay awake enough to match the absurd expectations y'all have for us now

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[teathattast]

[uservik]

- v. hugo

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[living400lbs]

> read library book

> it's good

> thank library

> want to re-read book

> enjoy re-read

> consider buying the book if you continue to want to re-read

[the-haiku-bot]

> consider buying

the book if you continue

to want to re-read

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jamesandnina6389]

[puppygirllaika]

Cat Identified: 50°05'22.8"N 14°25'03.5"E

[miss-achromatic]

CAT DOXXED?????

[puppygirllaika]

I mean, the old jewish cemetery in Prague is extremely recognizable, I just worked out where it was within the cemetery, give or take about a meter.

[jinnybinghamsghost]

i don't know how to say this without being all 'kids these days' BUT kids do seem more sheltered nowadays regarding reading. all the kids' chapter books are called something like 'sir poops-a-lot and the massive fart' and people are absolutely vehement that a teenager can't read wicked because of its (nonexistent) smut and on threads right now people are seriously having a debate about whether 12 year olds can read ya books. when i was in year seven reading flowers in the attic was a rite of passage and now people are afraid of preteens knowing about the existence of sex.

[courfeyrec]

sorry i can't hang out today i'm going to the barricade. yeah it's gonna be all day sorry.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[peachdoxie]

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

[insecuregodcomplex]

[system-comics]

Positivity!