don’t wanna live a life that is comprehensive

the prettiest smartest specialest girl in the whole wide world (if u even care)

[maisummer]

just thinking abt how fucked our world is, might listen to Marina later idk

[girlballs-archive]

COOP! IT'S GORDON COLE COOP! I'D BE CALLING YOU FROM WASHINGTON RIGHT NOW IF THEY HADN'T ABORTED ME

[localpubliclibrary]

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

[spicy-apple-pie]

This is how I think Cass would communicate if she was introduced when these kind of memes were popular.

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[mothecho]

ID: photo of a duck looking at the camera. End ID.

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[lipsticked-bookworm]

MIKEY MENTION IN THE BANNER AW AW MYMIKEY

YES YES YESSSS ITS MAYBE MY FAV POST EVER i didnt want to lose pinned marina so that’s the banner for now but i rlly like it there like that’s the mood forever and always 🫡🫶

[gay--dog]

kicked out of the lab for fucking the scientists to try and persuade them to give me all their science

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[reginasphalanges]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.16 Doppelgangland

[denssonfilm]

[theweight]

by 2028 you will be cancelled for not participating in beatles rpf

[femmenietzsche]

Uh Oh: The Third Person Omniscient Narrator Of Your Life Just Started Repeating The Opening Paragraphs Verbatim

[lipsticked-bookworm]

up in the dorm in 801 you know i liked how you had your makeup done and you held your phone like a rosary you said in 4 more years you’ll be over me and if you still live here i’ll be overseas now why’s that so upsetting down on the stairs outside your place i bet you liked how my hair fell in my face and you talk like a boy on my old tv you said i just don’t know what is wrong with me and if you move somewhere then someday i’ll see you at someone else’s wedding

[hieronymouscock]

all kawaii on the western front

[thezombiegeekinthehawaiianshirt]

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away