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im gunna arrest u binch
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( please pick that up litter doesnât make for a good city )
kicks over another
   Picks up.
   Puts you on the top shelf.
   Walks off.
I'd rather be in outer space đž
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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detectivised:
im gunna arrest u binch
sanguinetactics:
( please pick that up litter doesnât make for a good city )
kicks over another
   Picks up.
   Puts you on the top shelf.
   Walks off.
detectivised replied to your post:âŠYou canât control me. I wonât be leashed by the...
im gunna arrest u binch
sanguinetactics replied to your post:âŠYou canât control me. I wonât be leashed by the...
( please pick that up litter doesnât make for a good city )
kicks over another
...You canât control me. I wonât be leashed by the masses.
ă Gently...kicks over a trashcan. ă
Anarchy.
bro what the fuck
      â ` â â±Â »  Instead of retaliating, he shrugged before shoving a pinkie inside his ear and scratching the insides in a haughty manner. âThe doctor told me my amazing eyes canât be healed. Their ability to see through bullshit is simply astounding.â The redhead applied a nonchalant tone as he spoke to the stranger; he didnât make any effort to conceal his lies or make his words believable at all. It required too much effort he couldnât be bothered to give.
      âAre ya talking about that hell and heaven bullshit? I could give less of a damn about where they end up in.â The avengerâs powers were a gift from the heavens, so he couldnât deny that they existed; but it didnât mean he was going to start behaving like a good hero. âAre you underestimating me?â A menacing growl escaped through his lips. âI can easily wipe out a bunch of babies.â He scoffed at her before throwing her a look of utter disgust. âKeep yerâ damn flowers to yourself. I donât want it even after I die.â
ă Wow. Talk about gross. Not that she was really one to talk, if you really thought about it. The absolutely blunt tone in his voice kind of reminded her of herself, except a lot more...bratty. Somebody needed to put a leash and a muzzle on this kid. ă
Funny, thatâs what mine said. Must be why I can see right through you.
ă She doesnât bother to sound believable, anyway: she simply sounds completely blank, which tends to earn her odd looks from people trying to discern whether or not sheâs actually serious. Thatâs the whole point, after all. She rarely ever is. She gives a flat look at the âheavenâ comment, shrugging shoulders. ă
Not really. I personally donât really believe in that shit, but to each their own.Â
ă Oh, scary. Now heâs growling. What is he, a wild animal? Probably the closest thing a person can get, in any case. It does little to move her at all, threats earning nothing but an expression closely resembling that youâd give to a brick wall. ă
Oh, amazing. Wiping out babies, with their rattles and stubby little legs. What a master. You truly are something to be feared. My legs are shaking, see?
What kind of guy doesnât enjoy a nice pink vase of chrysanthemums? Accept my good will, dammit. I try so hard. Let me at least pretend to be a decent member of society.
âDeMarco will suffice for the time being.â
Even if it did sound like a western name, the reason she dropped the suffix was mostly because she didnât even attach it to most Japanese people, either.
ââŠWhy did you come to the festival, anyway? You donât seem like the type to enjoy this kind of thing.â
Then again, neither was Jyotsna.
Uh...sure. Why not.
ă Needless to say, sheâs completely unused to people throwing around her last name. Isnât that the sort of thing like...employers do? Even though all her old employers never did due to the fact she knew them all personally.ă
I love flowers. Love them. I want to drown in a giant mountain of colorful flowers. The best way to die, if you ask me.
ă Silence. ă
But in all seriousness, I got bored. Figured it could be fun. Festival games are fun for all ages, you know.
itâs been a gOOD WHILE SO I FIGURED LETâS TRY THIS AGAIN like this for a starter of varying length, capping at 4!
ââŠâ
âWhatâs your name? Iâd prefer not to lose track of people like you. Youâre actually bearable.â
Maybe itâs just the fact that sheâs not obnoxious, but her company isnât that bad. Plus, sheâs not trying to get to know me, nor is she exhausting. I really should try to find more people like her.
ă That was a quick change from throwing the âsmoking will kill you blah blah blahâ schtickâ. ă
Iâll take that a compliment. Itâs probably the closest Iâll get.
ă A relaxing of the shoulders. ă
Itâs Harley. DeMarco. Just Harley works, or whatever weird-ass shortening of it you can get from it. Iâm not picky.
âI get the feeling youâre a real hit at parties.â
Or maybe she would, if sheâd ever been invited to one. Ever. Jyotsna was apparently not aware of how hypocritical she was being at the moment.
âWell. At least youâre not the type to try and get people to smile all the time. Iâll give you that.â
Absolutely. Iâm a riot.
ă Parties werenât really her thing, anyway. ă
Donât really see the point. Canât please everyone, even though I am Grade A+ hilarious and clearly underappreciated with my golden sense of humor.
ââŠYouâre joking, right.â
That got extremely real extremely fast. The edge was unexpected.
Oh, no. Iâm completely serious. I crave the sweet, sweet embrace of early death closing in on me as my lungs rot from the inside out.
ă Give her credit for being a complete stone-faced bullshitter, at least. ă
superhotstrike replied to your post:
You ought to know that your health would be much better if you didn't smoke. Even if it looks cool.
Doing it to be cool is for people who watch too many movies. Iâm taking fate into my own hands by killing my lungs before anyone else can.Â
thewrathwithin replied to your post:
I WOULD CARE
But
....Would anybody give me shit if I smoked in this circle thing. Itâs imperative to my health that I know.
Meet The Muse: (Donât reblog; make original post)
|| The Basics ||
Name: Harley DeMarco Nickname(s): Harls Age: 22 Species: Human
|| Personal ||
Religious Belief: Agnostic Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath Virtues: Chastity / Charity / Diligence / Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice Primary Goals In Life: None, really. Live. Languages Known: English. Secrets: She actually really likes pop music. Quirks: Stares blankly off into space a lot, picks at the seams on her gloves Savvies: Sculpting
|| Physical ||
Height: 5â9â (175 cm), Weight: 59 kg (132 lb) Scars/Birthmarks: Horrendously scarred hands. They heal in time, but they just keep coming back due to the nature of her abilities. Abilities/Powers: Every individual born in Raeon has an abnormality from birth. Harleyâs is basically accelerated decomposition thanks to an enzyme beneath the skin of her hands that she can secrete at will. Itâs a very gory ability when used on people or animals, since itâs like rotting when youâre still alive. Restrictions: Only works when she makes skin contact with her hands.
|| Favorites ||
Favourite Drink: Chai tea Favourite Pizza Topping: Bacon Favourite Color: Green Favourite Music Genre: Alternative Favourite Book Genre: Fantasy Favourite Movie Genre: Crime dramas Favourite Season: Spring Favourite Butt Type: Nah Favourite Swear Word: Shit Favourite Scent: Metal Favourite Quote: N/A
|| Fun Stuff ||
Bottom or Top: Haha Sings In The Shower: Only sometimes Likes Bad Puns: NO. Morality: Lawful / Neutral / Chaotic / Good / Gray / Evil Build: Slender / Scrawny / Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy /Obese / Other. Favourite Food: Cinnamon buns "Boss" Theme Music : this Their Opinion On The Mun: âLazy. Thatâs it, though.â
"You can never belong."
Ouch.
Youâre not really wrong, though. Skin-melter isnât exactly what Iâd call a normal happy societal group. And here I thought I hid it so well.
"I prefer to be called 'Evil Genius'."
Stealing an entire food cart isnât exactly what Iâd call genius, genius. Just bold, and maybe a little stupid.
Iâm gonna put you in the fucking corner one of these days.
"This is my family. I found it, all on my own."
UhâŠright. Family.
You know, most people donât really declare a batch of bunnies as their family but whatever floats your boat, kid. Just make sure they donât eat you in your sleep or anything.Â
Lilo and Stitch {Sentence Starters}
"No more caffeine for you."
"This is my family. I found it, all on my own."
"Oh, you are such a pain!"
"'Ohana' means 'family'. 'Family' means no one gets left behind. Or forgotten."
"You sure it's a dog?"
"You know, you wreck everything you touch."
"I'm sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face."
"YOU! You're the cause of all this!"
"Don't leave me, okay?"
"You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty!"
"Did you catch fire again?"
"Give us a sign you understand any of this."
"She likes your butt and fancy hair."
"Leave my mother out of this!"
"Does this look infected to you?"
"You are so finished when I get in there!"
"I remember everyone that leaves."
"You can never belong."
"Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?"
"Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!"
"Leave me alone to diiiiie."
"I prefer to be called 'Evil Genius'."
"I need someone to be my friend."
"This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size."
"We're a broken family, aren't we?"
"My friends need to be punished."