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Straight Bean water acquired and chugged in front of the horrified cashier

FartBox MK1 has finished production and is set to launch momentarily, god speed Valentina III (we skipped a generation because Valentina II had gout)

#kerbal space program #ksp

Feeling hopeful with the FartBox MK1

#kerbal space program #ksp #shitpost

Usually I hate Teemo, but Teemo on Shaco violence in the jungle has me smiling from ear to ear.

Still hate both champs, exile is too good for you.

#league of legends #teemo

I require crow acquired trinkets right now. I shall be carrying peanut butter crackers to aid with the taming process from now on.

#random thoughts

*ANNOUNCEMENT*

My fellow Kerbalians, after taking 2 court ordered supplemental physics classes that I DEFINITELY DID NOT QUIZLET THE FUCK OUT OF, I am proud to announce the reinstatement of the Kerbal Space Program.

I’d like to take a moment of silence to honor our brave pilots that perished by awarding them the highest honor possible… an obscure mention on tumblr.

- Jebidiah II

- Bob I

- Valentina II

- And the other guy who’s name I forgot

With the imminent success of space travel, the Kerbalian government has decided to award us an extra 50 trillion Kerbal Dollars to our operations and development budget.

Thank you President Kerbalsky, for recognizing the importance of space travel over trivial bullshit like Infrastructure, Education, Health and the amount of glue being readily available to huff for the average kerbal. We definitely don’t need any of thaaaaat (except for the glue maybe).

We have recently opened up our HR department for any calls and requests. If you have a question please contact us using our direct line below.

+12484345508

Godspeed Kerbalians, and may the stars become our new Walmart 🫡

Overview of last night’s Civ 6 Campaign:

- Barbarians kept messing with me so they were wiped off the face of the earth.

- Fredrick Von Asshole and I engage in a Real Estate Cold War.

- Kongo is manipulated by Fredrick Von Asshole to wage war on my western city, nearly taking it.

- Kongo locked in and denounced Fredrick Von Asshole before become homies with me and participating in a surprise joint war against the other bastard.

- The founding of cities “Deez Nutz” 1-9 is successful, but tensions are high with its citizens.

(APpArenTLy PeOpLe NeEd FoOd aNd hOuSiNg)

Fuck you Fredrick,

- Scythian Empire

#sid meier's civilization #civ 6 #Scythian empire

Dear Barbarian Pillagers,

Do you wash your ass? Let me answer that, NO YOU DONT.

I can smell your filthy little fishing boats slithering up my “pearl” resource tile.

Let me make something perfectly clear, I have a naval fleet that is capable of wiping your entire camp off the face of the earth more efficiently than you can wipe your own ass.

I’ll let this slide for now, but if I see you on my tile again you will know the wrath of my navy.

- Scythian Empire

#sid meier's civilization #civ 6

Since rocket science didn’t quite pan out, I shall be trying my luck at building an empire instead.

#civ 6 #sid meier's civilization

Yeah gng, I don’t think I should be making rockets 🫩

(There were no survivors)

#kerbal space program