CatEngineer

where i unload my feelings for cats, mechanical engineering uni life, all things taylorswift

[swiftie-librarian]

I will never understand why people will literally hate Taylor for ANY reason.

I was talking to someone at work about how when she sees a fan in financial need on social media, she has been known to help them. This guy turns around and says, “isn’t that a bad thing to give off the message that if you complain on the internet, then she’ll give you money?”

WHAT. THE. FUCK. She has literally helped people with their hospital bills, college tuition, and this asshole is acting like people message her on the internet going “yo, today has sucked, can you spot me $100?” Taylor could take a bullet for someone and people would still find a way to make her look bad for it.

I truly feel bad for the misinformed people who refuse to do their own research because they are missing out on a truly genuine and kind human being. Your opinion on something or someone should be a influenced by logic and credible research, not the misogynistic views handed down to you from a prejudiced generation.

[lisaaa126]

Send this to that dude @swiftandflawless​

“I wanna be defined by the things that I love Not the things I hate Not the things I'm afraid of, I'm afraid of Or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night I, I just think that You are what you love”

I think the greatest takeaway we can all take from Lover is that... there will always be haters, there will always be people having reasons to bash the things you love. 

But keep loving what you love and chase the negativity away. 

And all will be okay~

[swift-worldwide]

Taylor Swift has been to 452 taylor swift concerts total and I’m honestly really jealous she’s seen taylor swift perform live that many times and I haven’t

[kaleidoscopeswiftie]

‘why does it take you so long to get ready in the morning’ ~ LOVER edition ~

[taylorswift]

THIS IS SO GOOD 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

[taylorswiftownsthisrat]

Taylor Swift:

[lisaaa126]

3x bad if u have 3 cats

[lisaaa126]

a big luggage, bleached hair and eye surgery

A theory. @taylorswift

End 2016/early 2017: Bleachella happened.

We all know (including taylor herself) how much of this goes down in history as one of those things u just wanna forget... 

Suitcase Swift

circa. mid 2017, April - July

So, yes her rep was down, the whole world was in chaos, and Taylor wanted to become the world’s first human celebrity awkward turtle that travels by suitcase. 

BUT WHAT IF THERE’S A SECONDARY (and more compelling) REASON TO THE MADNESS OF THE SUITCASE?

AND IT IS BECAUSE MISS SWIFT GOT HER LASIK DONE???

“ It is common for the eyes to continue to heal for at least 3 months after LASIK, which means your vision will also continue to improve. In patients with more severe prescriptions, their eyes can continue to heal for up to 6 months. Since everyone heals differently it is not possible to know exactly how your eyes will heal, and in very few cases (3-5%) the member will require an enhancement after their LASIK recovery time has passed and their eyes are stable.”

Let us also corroborate this theory with the images from her banana video...

remnants of bleachella, so it corresponds to a time before Rep tour recording of the songs but after bleachella, when the suitcases where spotted

SO...

Imagine u are one Taylor Swift who by this time is 1. working on her rep album 2. needs to travel around for it 3. needs her eyes to heal well 

then you would definitely choose transport by suitcase, where there’s no sun to damage your freshly shaven eyeballs.

[swiftie-librarian]

I asked Siri what the newest single would be.

Then I asked what all of the singles from Lover were and I got this:

[my-favorite-cardigan-deactivate]

“It doesn’t have a head!”

[lisaaa126]

False God Lovers = Falsies?!

The sexiest track on Lover

Before Taylor dropped the ear-gasm bomb on us all and decided to perform False God Live on SNL, i heard this rendition and i was instantly hooked to the sexy flow of the saxophone. 

this video is for you False God Swifties (can we call ourselves Falsies for short?)

Share this and lets give this guy, Brendan Ross, a super big thumbs up!

FALSE GOD LOVERS = FALSIES FOR SHORT?

@taylorswift 

[shakeitotf]

[lisaaa126]

[swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld]

I’m drunk in the back of the car

And I cried like a baby over a BANANA

[emlovestaylor89]

I just scream laughed tbh

[taysswiftiesince06]

I CANT BREATHE 😂😂

[mustlikeme4me]

Taylor's been talking a lot about how she's carved her own little world within all the noise this era and it's really been portrayed in all of the music videos.

I don't know if y'all noticed but each has taken place in their own little world/ecosystem:

ME! - Chrysalis /fairytale city

YNTCD - Trailer park

Lover - Snowglobe

I don't know if it's intentional but knowing how amazing Taylor is when it comes to concepts, I bet it is and it's brilliant!

[longlivethegirlinthedress]

anyway when Andrea is being followed around Lover Fest by people dressed like bananas, that’s on her. she should have known we take everything too far. 

[nurseaddison]

I just want to see Andrea dancing with a literal bunch of bananas.

and then I’m going up to her and I’m gonna say

“This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S”

because spelling is FUN.

[pnwswiftie]

Official party for all the songwriters who helped write Lover 🎉

[lisaaa126]

Meet me in the Afterglow (we all bask in LasikLover)

“Oh i’m gonna tell her something...!!!” - @taylorswift

Banana swift is officially the greatest gift bestowed to all swifties and the world.

I swear its so funny that it could probably create world peace. 

Our global love for taylor and her HILARIOUS banana moment is probably the single most unifying piece of humor to enter this world. 

But one question remains...

WHAT DID TAYLOR SAY TO HER MOM IN THE AFTERMATH OF IT ALL!!!

global peace for everyone, ww3 in the swift home... 

[sonjamiaswiftie]

When Jimmy Fallon tells you that he and his staff have watched the LASIK Banana Video over 20 times before showing it on national tv in front of you for the first time. 🥴

@taylorswift

[andialmostdo-deactivated2023051]

(about Cornelia Street) “It’s about the things that took place, the memories that were made on that street. I rented an apartment there, and just wanted to write a song about all the nostalgia of, you know, sometimes in our lives we assign, you know, we kind of bond our memories to those places where those memories happened, it’s just something we do if we romanticize life, which I tend to do. And so, I wrote this song about going back over the memories of things that happened in this particular place, and it ended up being one of my favorite songs. I wrote this one alone.”