Lisa Lavender; Reporter @lisalavendcr-blog - Tumblr Blog

Dear Lisa, it appears you've gotten quite a bit "moe" over the past year. Could your chubby cheeks be the result of an allergic reaction? Did you get dental work done? Or was it plastic surgery? Your viewers want answers!

“I happen to do a lovely skin rejuvenating treatment. It’s natural no surgery, no needles. Just some natural remedies. I may have put on a few pounds since the fall of Beacon but I think anyone would in times of crisis. I am still trim and fit as ever however. How else can I outrun grimm on a daily basis?”

#☝ >> [INSIDE SCOOP]--- (ic.)#☝ >> [GET TO KNOW THE VOICE]--- (answered.)#Anonymous

PSA: CALLING ALL CITIZENS

THE LEGAL AGE FOR CONSENT IN WORLD OF REMNANT IS 18 YEARS OLD. OFFENDERS WILL BE ARRESTED AND JAILED.

#☝ >> [THIS JUST IN]--- (psa)#please be aware of age when you rp nsfw stuff

THIS JUST IN...

GLYNDA GOODWITCH DID NOTHING WRONG.

SHE HAS BEEN WORKING HER ASS OFF TO RESTORE BEACON. IF YOU THINK SHE DID SOMETHING WRONG, YOU HAVE VALE’S #1 REPORTER TO DEAL WITH. NOW KINDLY, I WOULD LIKE TO END THIS MESSAGE WITH A POLITE FUCK OFF IF YOU BLAME HER.

#☝ >> [INSIDE SCOOP]--- (ic.)#//for my fellow glyndas

THIS JUST IN...

“You all are sinners but I guess it is to be expected on Sinday.”

#☝ >> [INSIDE SCOOP]--- (ic.)#☝ >> [OBSERVING VALE]--- (dash commentary.)

THIS JUST IN...

AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE SAYS THAT FOX ALISTAIR @mutedvisiion LIKES TO BE CALLED ‘DADDY’. WHO THE F WROTE THIS SHIT. THIS ISN’T NEWS...THIS IS FILTH.

#☝ >> [INSIDE SCOOP]--- (ic.)#☝ >> [TABLOID NEWS]--- (crack.)#mutedvisiion

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TODAY, FOX ALISTAIR @mutedvisiion WENT MISSING. WE HAVE SEVERAL WITNESSES THAT SAYS HE WAS PROVOKING LOCAL SPIRIT, AMBER WHEN HE WAS LAST SEEN. IF YOU HAVE ANY LEADS ON HIS WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE CONTACT US AT THE VALE NEWS NETWORK.

#☝ >> [INSIDE SCOOP]--- (ic.)#☝ >> [TABLOID NEWS]--- (crack.)#mutedvisiion

"I have news to report. Ozpin is omnipresent. He spies, lurks and sees everything done by everyone at every time. He's a shameless old man. You are not safe even in the privacy of your own homes."

THIS JUST IN…THERE HAS BEEN A REPORT ACCORDING TO A STUDENT @lotusisms THAT THE HIGHLY ESTEEMED PROFESSOR OZPIN IS A PEEPING TOM. WE CANNOT CONFIRM IF THIS ONE ACCOUNT IS TRUE. WE WILL DO FURTHER INVESTING UNTIL WE GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS…

#☝ >> [TABLOID NEWS]--- (crack.)

Anonymous tip: The Voting Process of the best Bum between Yang and Pyrrha were rigged. Fox is the true Butt Champion of Beacon. (cfvy-queen)

@cfvy-queen has stated conflicting details about the recent contest results.

WAS THE BEST BUTT OF BEACON COMPETITION, RIGGED? FOLLOW-UP NEWS STORY LATER THIS EVENING. GET THE FULL SCOOP AT THE VALE NEWS NETWORK.

#☝ >> [TABLOID NEWS]--- (crack.)#cfvy-queen #Anonymous

lisalavendcr-blog

THIS JUST IN...

lisalavendcr-blog

pyrrhctite:

ʟɪsᴀ ʟᴀᴠᴇɴᴅᴇʀ:

“There is a certain couple who is announcing their love for each other through lewd poetry.” @shieldofarc and @pyrrhctite

&& @arclight-knight

“Thank you, Pyrrha for that err insightful addition....”

#☝ >> [OBSERVING VALE]--- (dash commentary.)#Lisa is so confused #There are two Jaunes #Say what???

THIS JUST IN...

“There is a certain couple who is announcing their love for each other through lewd poetry.” @shieldofarc and @pyrrhctite

#☝ >> [OBSERVING VALE]--- (dash commentary.)#y'all are sinners

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@shieldofarc: “Can confirm. My partner has the finest ass in the whole school. Also she's mine”

JAUNE ARC HAS CLAIMED THE MISTRAL CHAMPION @pyrrhctite AS HIS.

#☝ >> [INSIDE SCOOP]--- (ic.)#☝ >> [TABLOID NEWS]--- (crack.)#shieldofarc #pyrrhctite

pyrrhctite-deactivated20170326

Pyrrha, would you like to update the audience on who has "The Best Butt of Beacon"? I've heard through my sources that you were recently in this so called contest.

❝ Me. I have the best ass at Beacon. ❞

lisalavendcr-blog

THERE YOU HAVE IT. THE RESULTS ARE IN, AND PYRRHA NIKOS HAS THE BEST BUTT OF BEACON.

#☝ >> [INSIDE SCOOP]--- (ic.)#☝ >> [TABLOID NEWS]--- (crack.)#pyrrhctite

" Lisa, have you done the report on the best butts in beacon? There's a voting poll up right now "

❝I have contacted a person of interest...I am still waiting for a response.❞

#☝ >> [GET TO KNOW THE VOICE]--- (answered.)#mutedvisiion

" How much do you get paid?? "