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If you touch me, I'll more than alarm you. Indie RP blog for Lisbeth Salander. Setting is after the events of TGWTDT. || Semi-Selective; written by bnie.

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braxalton :

Ever see a three-thirty-eight LAPUA MAGNUM  round traveling three thousand feet PER SECOND come through a window? NOBODY does.

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nick-avallone:

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

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know what. yeah. this was a bad idea

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requested by anonymous “i’m alive out of spite”

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I can handle myself.

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braxalton :

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gone girl starters

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below are random starters taken from/inspired by the novel Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn.

❝Should I remove my soul before I come inside?❞

❝Please don’t eat anything in that area.❞

❝He is the kind of guy who carries himself like he gets laid a lot, a guy who likes women, a guy who would actually fuck me properly.❞

❝I would like to be fucked properly.❞

❝I sound quite slutty, don’t I?❞

❝You look all twitchy.❞

❝There’s no romantic present for wood.❞

❝Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, ‘There’s some wood for you, bitch.‘❞

❝Seems lonely.❞

❝The cat was sweet, but extremely stupid.❞

❝Well you certainly take your time about it, don’t you?❞

❝So how likely is it I’ll meet someone I love, much less someone I love enough to marry?❞

❝'He’s doing what you tell him to do because he doesn’t care enough to argue,’ I think. ‘Your petty demands simply make him feel superior, or resentful, and someday he will fuck his pretty, young coworker who asks nothing of him, and you will actually be shocked.‘❞

❝Let me guess: baby of the family.❞

❝I am fat with love!❞

❝Neither of us gets stage fright.❞

❝This is how I always pictured it. This is exactly how I pictured it.❞

❝I sometimes bring my coffee and the paper and just sit.❞

❝You’re a planner, aren’t you? You don’t seem like the type to wing anything.❞

❝We call them the ‘dancing monkeys’.❞

❝I am content with letting him be himself.❞

❝I wanted to play it cool, but then I started crying.❞

❝Please don’t lay a guilt trip on me on top of it.❞

❝Not according to the prenup.❞

❝I can’t even figure out if I should be angry.❞

❝My dad isn’t someone I like to talk about that much.❞

❝I feel like something is going wrong, very wrong, and that it will get even worse.❞

❝I don’t feel like a person at all : I am something to be loaded and unloaded, like a sofa or a cuckoo clock.❞

❝I don’t feel real anymore.❞

❝I still say it’s the river.❞

❝Picture me: I’m crazy about you.❞

❝Wow your parents must really hate me.❞

I ❝Hope you like canned soup.❞

❝If there was ever a time for assisted sleep…❞

❝Just got to keep on keeping on.❞

❝I’m making the best of a really bad situation.❞

❝He/She seemed to have lost all interest in both me and said ailing parents.❞

❝Baby, why the fuck haven’t you called me?❞

❝I need to feel your hands on me, that’s all I’ve been thinking about.❞

❝Come up with me. I want to be with you.❞

❝You fucking idiot.❞

❝Sometimes, I look at myself and I think : No wonder why people around you find you ridiculous, frivolous, and spoiled.❞

❝No it’s not that, truly. I’ve never given blood. My doctor gets angry at me because I can’t even handle a yearly blood test for, like, cholesterol.❞

❝How old are they?❞

❝You’re a cheater!❞

❝It would be funnier if our sex life were as carefree as the rhyme would suggest. But last week we did… fuck? Something more romantic than have sex but less cheesy than make love.❞

❝I can’t help but wonder, what’s the catch?❞

❝You were in a screaming argument about a cat box.❞

❝He uses me for sex when he needs to.❞

❝Quiz: Your husband, with whom you shared a wonderful sex life, has turned distant and cold – he only wants sex his way, on his time. What do you do?❞

❝I’ve been indulging in toddler therapy.❞

❝Well, now might be the right time. To start a family. Try to get pregnant.❞

❝I m cracking under the pressure. I will snap.❞

❝I didn’t realize until I was almost there that it was Valentine’s Day. It was Valentine’s day and I was going to buy a gun and then cook my spouse dinner.❞

❝I just would feel safer with a gun.❞

❝I don’t know what would be good luck : plus sign or minus sign.❞

❝This man might kill me.❞

❝Picture me : I’m a girl who is very bad. I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean HAD.❞

❝I’ve told you, I’ve told you so many times!❞

❝To start: I should never have been born.❞

❝Is she still alive?❞

❝I was the girl/boy who battled oblivion and won.❞

❝I ruined my mother’s womb in the process.❞

❝I’ve always been better than the rest of them. I was the one who made it.❞

❝They get to be perfect without even trying, without even facing one moment of existence, while I am here on earth, and everyday I must try, and every day is a chance to be less than perfect.❞

❝That’s because you loved a person who didn’t really exist.❞

❝Being the Cool Girl means you are a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes, and anal sex.❞

❝Men actually think that girl exists.❞

❝The Cool Girls are even more pathetic. They’re not pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be.❞

❝It’s tempting to be the girl every guy wants.❞

❝They never taught me how to be happy.❞

❝I would always try to figure out why this is fun.❞

❝If you let a man cancel plans or decline to do things for you, you lose.❞

❝What a cunt.❞

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i decided against making a shane rp blog but im going to make a brax one bc i have to do a jon one and i love my poophead assassin ugh he was so good in that film so. yeah 

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"I promise you'll be safe with me."

          She knew Aleister’s words were sincere, and well-intended, but the near-scoff was out of her mouth before Lisbeth could stop it.  Deflating a little, she shook her head a bit.  “I can take care of myself,” she replied, simply.

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Send  “I promise you’ll be safe with me.”  for my muse’s reaction

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im sorry i have already fallen through actually doing things here lmao i guess i dont have much going on by way of threads anyway but i’m already feeling discouraged and anxious again despite only being back a few days pbbntththth

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variousmethodsofescaape:

From one shitty hovel to another, then. But if she were totally bombed he’d be able to smell it, nor does she look like a tweaker. Doesn’t make him move his hand from the machete, incase she’s some miniature serial killer. It’s too early for this shit, Aleister decides. “Then how the fuck have I been keeping my shit here for months,” he deadpans. 

Sketchy landlord is an obvious explanation. Or she’s a lunatic. He doesn’t want to deal with either option. 

          “I don’t know-- what I do know is I gave the landlord rent money to last in that time so he would hold my apartment while I was away,” Lisbeth retorts, shifting her weight almost anxiously in the man’s doorway.  If he’d been living here, where were her things, now?  She’d been promised her home would remain undisturbed, so she’d parted herself with a few things from Holger; things she couldn’t quite stand to look at at the time.  The thought that they’d been trashed or abandoned somewhere made her throat tighten, and she shook her head, focused on the matter of getting the apartment itself back, somehow.