In honour of:
Lando didn’t have a thing for hands. He never really got it when girls would fawn over his larger hands- grabbing them to compare to their own.
He was never really into it either when another guy's hand would dwarf his own- thick and veiny and basically every girl's wet dream.
He just didn’t get it.
Until now- until he’s staring down at Oscar’s entire hand wrapped around just Landos thumb in a poor attempt at a dap.
He didn’t think he was staring but how the fuck could he not be- the sight was obscene. Oscar’s dainty fucking hand just barely covering the top of Landos.
Fuck.
Lando couldn’t help but imagine it- Oscar’s hand wrapped around Landos cock instead of his thumb.
Lando knew he was big- like, objectively. He’s fucked enough people to know that he was bigger than the average bloke. He could feel his cock swelling in his pants as he thought about Oscar’s hand barely able to cover it- struggling to jerk him off properly.
Lando was pretty sure he was frozen in place but he couldn’t help it. He didn’t even know what he said after that- for all he knows he could be telling Oscar how bad he wants to fuck him- see him sqirmining on his cock with both his wrists pinned between one of Landos hands.
Okay. Time to reel that in.
Lando had to remind himself that there were cameras fucking everywhere- ready to capture the moment Lando chubs up in his jeans just from looking at his teammates hands.
Okay, so he might have a hand thing.
Somehow he’d never fucking noticed the sheer size difference between him and Oscar. He’d seen it in passing on twitter but never stopped long enough to actually see it.
Now all that’s on Landos timeline are pictures of him looking stunned as Oscar wraps his entire fucking hand around Landos thumb.
It looks worse from an outside perspective. So much fucking worse.
Lando analyses it now- can’t fucking help it as he just stares at the images and tries not to imagine that his thumb is his cock. It’s pretty difficult when the blurry image kind of looks a bit phallic anyway.
Lando gets his hand down his jeans immediately, fucking up into the circle of his hand leisurely as he stares at the picture- as he watches the video over and over again until he cums- as if he was fucking watching porn.
It was so much worse than porn.
He cringed immediately when he pulled his hand out- realised he’d just came in his pants like a fucking teenager.
Right…so he definitely had a hand thing.


















