Obey the Ninjas, Watch the clouds, Chew Apples;)

Missy. 20. Curious young character. Sit back and scroll. VIII.II.MCMXCV

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[deacytits]

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING AND CRYING, OH MY GOD

[punkrockhippiefromthefourties]

One time I was so high that I got into bed and tried to put on my seatbelt

[squided]

mine was probably the time i smoked with friends and then asked to see the incense stick so i can play with the smoke and they handed it to me and i fuckin asked “why are you giving me this” and then they said i asked for it and i legit thought they were pranking me for like 10 minutes and was arguing with them insisting i did NOT ask for the incense

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

[theroguefeminist]

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

[theweirdwideweb]

[emmettjasper]

Twitter is full of gems

[theblackbellaswan-deactivated20]

LMFAOOO

[kreolemami]

byyyyyeeeeee 💀

[peaceful-barbie]

[yesemberposts]

I like two fingers inside of me, and five around my neck.

[honigimohr]

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[dankmemeuniversity]

[surra-de-bunda]

Never underestimate how messy men are. They tell everything to each other, but swear they stay out of drama. They make fun of reality tv and act as if gossip is exclusive to women. It’s for their gimmick!! They have no discretion what’s so ever and they also pretend to have a solid bro code, yet betray each other all the damn time to the same women they degrade. They stay throwing each other under the bus, but always wanna impress each other and have dirt on women. 

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[datgreatterfysharkcritic-deacti]

I’m seeing men crying hard at this post right now and it’s hilarious.

[regina-geourge]

[i-cant-really-think-of-a-name-d]

And y’all want men to treat you better, but yet you’ll treat them like their disposable. Makes sense

[yassss-black-diaspora]

Women who dont treat their male partners wit respect and love are disposible too…. what is your point?

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[lovedroughts]