The Lonesome Death of Listen, Stooge.
I have many attributes, but perseverance is not one of them.
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I have many attributes, but perseverance is not one of them.
So I am killing Listen, Stooge before it has even reached six months of age. I am killing it for one very simple reason: nobody reads it. Not my friends. Not my family.
Nobody! Not even you.
It turns out that the world doesn't want another random observer on American politics. It especially doesn't want one who won't predictably deliver thoughts that back-up what the readers already believe.
Listen, Stooge attacked the political Right and then it attacked the political Left. People in America are increasingly on one team or the other, so when an anonymous dickhead posts something that they like they assume he is on their team. When the next day he attacks their sacred cows they get pissed off. "I thought you were one of us!" they think, before deleting the link forever.
To be honest, it doesn't seem as if anybody actually did that with Listen, Stooge. The counts of readers on the LS blog are not high enough to support the paragraph above as a credible theory. The facts suggest that I am the only person who ever read it.
Nonetheless, I need a reason to explain why LS is dead as dust and for reasons of psychological health the reason can't be “it wasn't very good." That would reflect poorly on the blogger, and the blogger would rather things reflect poorly on everyone else.
In any case, this space will not become a void. One of these days it will be replaced by Blazing Prattles. BP will be different because it won't be full of reasoned reflections on things like political candidates. It will, instead, be whatever pops into my noggin, i.e., my impressions of the day and completely pointless thoughts. They will sometimes be funny, occasionally wry, at times insightful and, too-often, stupid as all get-out.
Most importantly, the postings on Blazing Prattles will be short. If there is anything one cannot do in 2019 if one wants to attract and maintain readers it is write something longer than a paragraph or two. The political statements will still lurch around the spectrum, disappointing many. I can't help myself on that front.
If Blazing Prattles doesn't work I will have to go back to earning a living at my real job. I will make humorously trenchant observations to my co-workers, chuckling with self-satisfaction until I notice their eyes looking for the closest escape route. I have experience at all that.
So tally ho, as the huntsman says before chasing down the doomed fox. Tally ho.









