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YOU ARE THE REASON
we're not kids anymore.
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Sade Olutola
Jules of Nature
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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The Stonewall Inn
art blog(derogatory)
KIROKAZE
trying on a metaphor
EXPECTATIONS
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@listitudes-blog
Things that have spilled or will spill on/over me this week
Coffee
Coffee that somehow collected in a reservoir under the lid
Bird shit
Rose
An entire bottle of water
The disapproving gazes of standing subway riders
Sauce
Cat food
Tears
The taunting harmony of all the angels in heaven laughing at my life
Salad dressing
A deep sense of national humiliation
Coffee
Things I would rather do than my thesis: a Master’s student lament in 20 list items
My laundry
Your laundry
Plumbing troubleshooting for my 90-year-old neighbor
Cook something
Create a monthly budget I can stick to
Taxes (anyone’s)
Push-ups
Read the entire NYT Lifestyle archive
Actually make Donald Drumpf again
Handle a live slug
Handle a dead slug
Stay on the phone when the Census calls
Replace every lightbulb that requires replacing in my ceiling fixtures
Lent
Overcome my fear of heights
Spend any amount of time in Times Square
Smell every item in my refrigerator
Give a street canvasser a real answer
Make my bed
Pierce something
year-end lists that should exist but don't
2014's greatest leftovers
2014's greatest photos of leftovers
top 10 minutes of serial
sexiest drones of 2014
saddest nights i spent eating ramen alone in 2014
top 200 prophecies about 2015
best inmates of 2014
2014's remotest possibilities
nail art that we dreamed up but were too lazy to try in 2014
the 100 most desperate cats of 2014
top 20 meals I immediately regretted eating
2014's most entrepreneurial animal-shaped people
the most aggressive pelicans of 2014
50 instagram puns we're still scratching our heads over in 2015
the best leaked data of 2014
the 35 sneakiest security breaches you didn't even know happened of 2014
2014's most terrible consequences of subway eye-contact
the most daring facial hair of 2014
the 100 dorkiest babies of 2014
the year's 23 jauntiest tinder photos
facebook's 50 angriest grandparents in 2014
things that are still fine to eat out of the office fridge. definitely.
that cole slaw from a few days ago
that cup of milk from starbucks
a sliver of that hunk of pound cake
your coworker's stale french fries
as many of those little creamers as you want
mustard
contents of box labeled "i don't want this anymore"
that's basically it
A good list from McSweeney's. Thank you.
other things that are basic
human rights
20 straightforward things if they were less straightforward
frying an egg that, when you crack it, just produces more eggs
short sheeting your own bed
crossing the street when the pavement is ACTUALLY LAVA
walking to the back of the bus that just keeps getting farther away
getting into bed but forgetting you short sheeted it
vanilla ice cream that you have to eat as it drips from a suspended sieve
going down a slide that has 90 degree corners
counting to 10 by threes
a pocket tee with a hamster wheel instead of a pocket
taking a number in line and waiting to hear its square root times eight
grocery shopping when your list changes languages every time you look at it
building an ikea bed
going up stairs that are sticky and getting stickier
riding an elevator that tells you how high up you are instead of what floor you're on
a rotating hamburger
tying your shoes when you can only use each type of knot once per day
organizing your CV in emotional order
making a pie with unfamiliar fruit
writing an essay where every word you use MUST be located somewhere in the latest edition of the New York Post
a GPS powered by instinct
[done as assigned for the Aesthetics of Technology @ Teachers College, Columbia University, Fall 2014]
sexy halloween costumes that just don't work
sexy kim jong un
sexy hodor
sexy property taxes
sexy blobfish
sexy sunfish
sexy rickets
sexy minimum wage debaters
sexy babies
sexy ebola
sexy geopolitical map of syria
sexy drake
sexy man/woman with iphone 6 plus in pocket
sexy identity thief
sexy car accident
sexy evan spiegel
sexy diaper
sexy open-carry advocate
sexy oil spill
sexy flu shot
sexy 401(k)
sexy unlimited data plan
sexy oatmeal
sexy racist
very sexy alternative
renee zellweger
stuff you can do at work that isn't work but looks like work
assuming you work at a desk
check your email
look up your favorite country on cia.gov
write a poem on a legal pad
make a spreadsheet that lists all your friends and why you like them
add a sheet that lists all your enemies and the likelihood that you would beat them in a fight
rummage through your papers until everything is organized by color and/or size
open a word doc and try to tap out your favorite song
make a powerpoint of every food you've ever eaten
make a prezi of every non-food item you've ever eaten by accident
do your actual work but pretend you are either a five-year-old or your grandma
put on a v serious face and ask people their opinions on things
revise friend/enemy spreadsheet based on colleagues' answers
write an editorial for the NYT
add tentative plans with celebrities to your calendar (e.g. lunch mtg w/ JLaw, pitch with M Freeman, etc.)
upright napping
tell people that you have to rush off to a meeting, go down a flight of stairs, run back and say you forgot something, repeat (good for cardio)
online shop for an outfit on OfficeMax.com
make up a disease and then see if it exists on cdc.gov
google things
sweepstakes i, a broke graduate student, would like to win
amazon prime for life without having to order from amazon
$1000 daily coffee budget
$1M daily printing budget
something where gordon ramsay cooks for me and tells my peers how stupid they are
slouchy sweater shopping spree
2 extra hours per week (cumulatively) for naps
all-expenses-paid trip to (and from) campus everyday
all-expenses-paid trip to the produce section of the grocery store
$50K spa day including massage with/by therapy puppies
gin
24-48 hours in which professors are not allowed to refuse hugs
something that involves unlimited tacos with minimal physical consequences
this
loan forgiveness
costumes that you could wear for halloween but it doesn't really matter
angry comcast customer
alien in disguise as a human
stay-at-home dad
someone shopping for new jeans
accountant
sad/tired nurse
someone who is genuinely surprised
yearbook photographer
anti-vaccer
unwashed grad student (requires some DIY)
robot in pajamas
mom in pajamas
ghost in pajamas
sleeping person
you looking at yourself in a carnival mirror (this is mostly a facial costume)
plainclothes police officer
drake
someone who kind of believes in God but isn't sure
your sister or my sister if you don't have a sister
someone that you think is weird
a sesame street puppeteer
an early-adopter
one of your best friends on snapchat
a redditor
someone who wishes they had dressed a little warmer for the weather
things that are best crispy
leaves
marshmallows
cereal
cash
chips
kale
potpurri
decorative corn
autumn days
summer nights
radishes
graduate level millenial seminars, spring 2015
the aesthetics of brunch
retro cinema: 1990-94
legalizing cannabis: research methods
quantitative analysis in thrifting
fractals in margaritas
helvetica
comparative brooklyns
should i get a porcupine or a chinchilla?
white culture
who the eff is zizek?
reconstructions of privilege