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FLEABAG - Season 2 - Episode 1

#fleabag #this show but specifically this season is truly phenomenal #also I’ve got a whole thing about blood and girl lemme tell ya #v attracted to FWB having just been punched in the face

Let’s make #BrunetteHarley a thing, yeah?

#mah face #harley quinn #cosplay #birds of prey #harleen quinzel #brunette harley #hq cosplay #gotham city sirens #gotham city #DC comics #DC films #gay #gay girls #lol i’m gay

afacelesschampion

#jenna marbles

cheaphalloweencostume

lying on the internet: a collective, pt II

just made a virgin have her first orgasm

homestuck police officer goes into shock

my teacher is doctor who

suck it up sweet cheeks the world doesnt revolve around you

this one is like internet lie inception

the other day i was singing screamo

granny glasses! the fedora of women! (note: this is my favorite)

just me n my mom pretendng to be famous

my ringtone is the tardis sound

and then the grinch proposed to me

she left her baby and $75,000 in cash

this definitely happened (to angelina jolie)

good job i guess she was right about you

i love getting paid $472

this one has the kelso burn gif attached to it as a jpg

oooooh the pizzas sooooo good today

sir you are a true gentleman

vodka ice cubes because thats possible

its not my passport… its the constitution

scope-dogg

That granny glasses one is legendary, how dumb have you got to be to expect anyone else to believe that

#reblogging for later

jvgsjeff

yahenni

#jokes #it’s 4:57am and I’m cracking up

kiwipeel

in someplaces, time works different. you know when you’re in an airport and youre drinking a vodka soda at 7am? find out which timeless space you are

jelloapocalypse

I recommend this quiz

#reblogging for later

thegarnet

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

god i AM josh.

This is the funniest message I’ve ever gotten

#jokes

gothcostco

the plot chickens

gothcostco

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

weedle-testaburger

#jokes

lesbianshepard

i think if i were to die young i would want to be killed by, like, a bear. ‘cause that’s a respectable way to go, in my opinion. nobody is going to say “oh they would have survived if only they fought back” cause you can’t fight a giant fuckin predator. that’s just a force nature. the circle of life.