#1 fishface

i'm emily and i love mr. robot. j'aussi parle un petit peu français!

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[earlgreytraveller-deactivated20]

[meruis]

me: *receives text* me: i should reply to that me:

[butt-berry]

Your rival standing there and watching you type in “ASSHOLE” after Professor Oak asks if you remember what his name was:

[grigiogurl-deactivated20170801]

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

[surprisebitch]

THE BIGGEST RETAIL WORKER MOOD

[missangorian]

Learning languages is fun because I love being able to embarrass myself internationally

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[adhdmoi]

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

[prisonhannibal]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[vapingbaby]

Me walking out of best buy

[deegaynolds]

like to charge reblog to cast

[countrylesbian-moving]

[prideprejudce]

netflix put studio ghibli films on your website you cowards

[toshio]

me @ any and every cat in existence:

[leafgreen6]