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guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

headspace-hotel

charl0ttan

ok so preheat yer oven to 425 degrees fahrenheit for 12 minutes while that's goin, take yer potato, poke it a few timez with a fork on both sides (as not to have an undue splosion occur) and microwave it for four minutes--flip, and microwave for another four minutes. then, place it on a baking sheet, slather in olive oil, and add a generous amount of salt (which'll form yer crust later) and stick it in. once yew take her out of the oven, she'll be nice n crispy n mayb a bit still oily, get her on a plate and cut a cross through her skin (line lengthwise and line widthwise), use the edge of the knife to peel each corner back formin a sort of diamond shape. with yer fork, poke at n sorta mash tha insides and then pack em nice n smooth, we like to make a little divot in the centre to put a squizz of truffle oil and a nice amount of cracked pepper personally. press in some shredded cheddar (Violife brand vegan cheese is fucking great if that's yer poison, they also have a great sour cream should yew b so inclined), and then dollop on some sour cream. then, season to thy hearts content--we recommend a good cajun blend with whatever else yew may enjoy, some umami, etc. and top with chives and/or bacon bits (they make vegan shelf stable mock bacon that we used for a while and is honestly pretty good) and prepare to have a downright sexual experience.

ohhhh<3

#saving this for later

heavensenthousepet

you people would ship fences if they were men

ever-leaf

sure man if you say so

damazcuz

Insane to me that literally preschoolers learn things like "sometimes your experience is different from someone else's experience! Sometimes what you like isn't what your friend likes! Our differences make us all special and colorful and unique!"

And then 20-somethings with an internet connection will willfully unlearn this and post comments like "why is op saying 'everyone enjoy an orange today!'? I'm actually allergic to oranges and I dont like apples or bananas and I dont really want any fruit plus im not hungry right now and I dont have time or money to go buy groceries or transport to get there and the store is closed because its Christmas day plus there's a big hurricane so I dont really understand? Op this doesnt apply to me I dont get it? You need to apologize for trying to hurt me with this. I could have died. Why didn't you say something true about me instead?" and then they expect not to be told to shut the fuck up.

saulwexler

kattigans

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss

mockup

sm64mario

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

sm64mario

AND NOT MISS

im-thivus

courtofthevampireking

im a big fan of how this person tried to get mario killed immediately after tadc thirstposting. fascinating behaviors going on on this website

vanglaggle

YOU HAVE TO LAUGH

emfrots

2005 was almost 10 years ago. put your fingwrs in your ass

redavexat

rabbiteclair

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"