Dazcar(r) themed blogging

she/her & it/its. dazular car. eclectic jumble of whatever, you might see anything

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[heavensenthousepet]

me: I dont know i just dont think that charlie kirk killed homself I dont think he would do something like that. But like whats your take on this?

discord dollmutual sitting so still and quiet on camera because forgot I told her to like four hours ago: *eyes teary*

Craigslist stenographer who i gave half a pack of cigarettes and a forty to write this down: mhm.

my loyal homunculus hybrid of michael jackson and macklemore called m'jacklemore: another edible my lieEE-HEEge

[sailatina3]

Tgirl power fantasies: friends who genuinely like you unconditionally

[sailatina3]

And friends who wont betray and abandon you because they like someone else who hates you... or because you were making some mistake that they held a secret grudge over instead of communicating....

[thecrabman]

cuno slur-based weather powers

[heavensenthousepet]

yeah I'll Cave to her Johnson. those portals are also part of this sex scenario btw it must be stated in no uncertain terms. like just in case the thought was ever in your mind that they were unrelated, kindly perish it.

[seal-girl-full-tour]

going on one of my blocking sprees and i'm enamoured by the phrase "guy in the same way a pet rock is a guy". yeah my gender is masculinity as a default

[pjackk]

my message to yhe world: be joyous and listen to albums in order

[pjackk]

i feel as though i’ve done a terrible deed

[transgendervoiceproject]

A transfem did 9/11 😔

If anyone has any details that would lead me to tgirl bush, PLEASE let me know

[transmechanicus]

I am a 500 year old VAMPIRE, I do not DO RESEARCH, I do not STALK MY PREY, I grab a man in an alleyway and if there are witnesses i KILL EVERYONE

[winged-void]

drinking alcohol instead of talking about your feelings is called getting serious and acting like the adult teenage child you are.

[yamada-ryo]

[achesspiece]

high as fuck at the tourney doing the king's gambit and my opponent left her rook hanging so i took it then felt bad and panicked and fell into subspace and instinctively said "i'm sorry daddy" and she said it's okay and mated me in 3

[achesspiece]

when i blundered my queen she giggled and we started playing footsie under the table

[orthoscheme]

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

[orthoscheme]

You dont know this one

[bulletpainpills]

I fucking hate this game

[marxism-transgenderism]

Gonna be making macaroni noises as soon as I see her again <- girl who lives in a world where macaroni cries and begs for its life

[swagophile]

me: hey check out this sexy ass drawing of a scene dog girl eating an emo catgirl and digesting her. Isnt this awesome

The Ethical Gooner: Was anyone harmed in the process of making this image

me: prolly the catgirl cus she got melted into sludge and then her skull got burped up by the big fat dog girl

The Ethical Gooner: Before I can pass judgement on this image I need to know if the artist was happy or sad while making this.

me: why do you always do this man