Literally Lying

Are you sure you meant 'literally'?

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The Dead Still Tweet

Omfgggg! I literally died twitter.com/iwantmore_agai…

April 2, 2013

Tweeting from beyond the grave. Ghosts have thumbs?

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Faith

Just found out if Jesus didn't die then come back to life then no one would be alive now. That's unbelievable, literally unbelievable.

— ♥Films&Poker (@ArronFletcher) March 31, 2013

Amen.

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Easter

easter is literally the most pointless holiday because nothing is open

— shannon (@s_mcgann) March 31, 2013

Bunnies have pointy ears and I'm pretty sure there were nails and thorns involved somewhere in the story. Also, you don't really get Easter... do you?

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Never-Ending Song

If I had a good singing voice I would literally never stop singing.

— CreativityKills (@CreativityKills) March 31, 2013

Your Life: The Musical.

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Glass Half Full

Last night my Mum asked my brother to get her a glass full of Coke........ I literally spat my drink out. Idiot. twitter.com/The_HAJ/status…

March 31, 2013

I have no words. This is brilliant.

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Eyebrows

MY EYEBROWS ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD WTF GOODNIGHT

— emiliesus (@teamlorenzo) March 31, 2013

Are they collectively one of the seven wonders? Or does each one count as its own wonder? These are questions.

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Morning Brain

I've been asleep all morning, literally just woken up

— Kaiya Parks (@KaiyaParks) March 31, 2013

That's always the best way to wake up.

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Bummer

this is literally me when taking pictures with band members twitter.com/JasonBlahAah/s…

March 31, 2013

You should stop being so 2-D.

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Clocks

because the clocks have changed I literally have no idea what time it is

— liamj4mes † (@liamj4mes) March 31, 2013

Funny, that.

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Eco-Friendly Car

Drove to work with literally no petrol in my car now im paranoid to fuck that im gonna run out on the way home! 😣

March 28, 2013

I want a car like yours.

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Bathroom Antics

My sleeping schedule has literally gone to shit.

March 28, 2013

Maybe you should give it some privacy. It doesn't publicize you going to the bathroom.

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Prick

Wow you are literally a fucking prick😡

— Sammyxo (@SammyHardingx) March 28, 2013

You should stop hanging out with NEEDLES.

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Ghosts

i literally can't move

— sofia solano (@sophiesolanox) March 28, 2013

You can... tweet with your mind?

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Hug Addict

I want someone to hug me forever. Like, literally never let go of me.

March 28, 2013

Be careful what you wish for...

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Take Offense

Literally 99.9% of the things I want to say on a daily basis are offensive..

— Gûlamin✌ (@GulOzmus) March 28, 2013

FUCK YOU BRO.

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Brain Melt

I just wish everything was different like literally almost everything

March 27, 2013

Brain... can't... hurts... Seriously. What do you even mean?

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The Schools Are Learning Angela!

My school literally hates me, I swear to god.

March 27, 2013

Your school has cognitive thought? What school is this!?