boys should hump things and cum in their pants more
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The Stonewall Inn
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$LAYYYTER
todays bird
Claire Keane
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tannertan36
YOU ARE THE REASON
Xuebing Du
Noah Kahan

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hello vonnie

Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Doug Jones

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@literallyouppy
boys should hump things and cum in their pants more
had fun with some cuties last night ……
chanting to myself that "i dont cum" and "im never going to cum again" while frantically rubbing myself to an incredibly hard edge... which could mean nothing!
quick it's an emergency i need you to sit on my lap so you can put your boobs in my mouth and let me lick your nipples and grope you and yeah it's like a life or death situation
“Biiiig stretch” and it’s owner pushing into their puppy’s parts
hypnotic triggers attached to the hue of the smart lights in your room. Everything is normal until suddenly the lights fade into pink and you suddenly feel a burning heat flush across your body, instantly stripping, humping the closest plushie as the lights fade to blue and you freeze. Still. Stuck in place. The lights fade into green, making you docile and tranquil as your body relaxes into a comfortable jumble on the floor, and suddenly the lights are normal again and you realize you’re conscious again, free to stand up and keep on with whatever you were doing until the next time those lights change colors
put on that vr headset the cute girl is offering you. there definitely isn't a spiral in there
its actually perfectly fine to call her your 'bitch wife' when she's a dog therian
You’re only allowed sex in your crate since dogs can’t be on the bed
Biiiiiiiig stretch
*lowering you onto my throbbing cock*
Reasons why people would be hotter with tails:
-needy bottoms lifting their tails to expose their holes like animals in heat
-shy bottoms covering their holes with their tails so you can move it aside
-grabbing them at the base of the tail to hold them still while you fuck them
-wrapping your tail around them in public as an act of ownership
- wrapping your tail around their head while they go down on you to keep them in place (especially if you're doing something unrelated with your hands)
-needy subs who's tails get twitchy when they're horny
Gonna take a nap with my door and window unlocked, I sure hope no desperately horny tboys come in and fuck me stupid till I wake up moaning and with a collar around my neck
you poor, poor thing, humping my leg like a fucking animal. i suppose you really are just a poorly trained mutt. youre getting drool all over my thigh, your eyes are glazed over and little pathetic whines are coming from your lips. they’ll get even louder when i pull your hair, isn’t that right, you disgusting dog? maybe if you cum on my leg and show me what a slutty little pup you are, ill let you have the privilege of licking my boypussy and sucking on my tdick until i cum all over your face.
be a good doggy and do what youre told <3
im sorry but the concept of cum is so deeply unserious to me. you mean your dick got touched and now there’s goo? and this is everyone’s problem?
It's good goo
im pretty partial to goodra tbh, a dragon so desperate to make its trainer feel good
OMG YES Goodras are the most adorable ditzy friendly sticky pokemon. Their entries all talk about how they get really clingy and just wanna hug their trainers. They're also wicked strong though, so just, imagine.
A huge Goodra, fawning over you, wrapping its arms around you, sticky goopy slime pouring over you. Its tongue rolls down your neck and over your breasts teasing you and staining your shirt with thick drool before it pulls back and slides deeeep into your throat. No matter how much you squirm it just holds you so close, grinding against you, thick prehensile cock worming its way under your skirt, pulling aside your panties before pushing against your entrance.
It's already so lubed up, practically drooling thick precum all over your thighs as it slides against you. Eventually forcing its way inside, curling and exploring, worming deeper and deeper inside, brushing against your sensitive spots as inch after inch after inch slips deeper into you. It's getting so thick your mind is going numb getting spit roast by a Goodra's slimy tongue and thick cock.
You're belly is bulging when you can finally feel its sticky hips pressing against yours. Then it starts lazily thrusting in and out of both your holes, slime and pre and drool filling you up and overflowing down your body, staining you with its slime. Finally you feel it still and croon into your mouth as it starts pouring gallons of thick creamy goodra seed into your body. Your little belly swelling under the pressure as you cum and squirt all over its cock. After a few minutes of lazily milking its cock with your hole it pulls out, an absurd amount of cum suddenly gushing all over the floor from your ruined fuck hole. You can't stand, your hole's been wrecked, but it's okay, cause Goodra will hold you close.
ah- okay... I may have gotten carried away writing this... can yall tell I have a cum/slime kink?
Pokefucker Masterpost
The concept of a omegaverse dogboy with wildly powerful pheromones being isekai'd right into Pokemon Arceus and immediately figuring out a Very Easy way to calm down rampant 'mons. He's a town hero, who always gets bombarded by questions.
"Wow, Dogboy, how are you able to bond with these wild monsters?"
The inconspicuous pokefucker, still dripping from his morning travels (equipped with a very real, very grabbable tail): "Oh well, y'know, spending time with them is very important !!"