Lit-a-Q

[liticuw]

When keeping a dog on a tight leash just be aware that it is always close enough to bite you.

[liticuw]

Hey uhhhh so... I accidentally fell into a volcano after escaping the asylum, can you teleport me before I accidentally sacrifice myself?

[liticuw]

I acknowledge my better, when one shows up, I'll let you know.

[liticuw]

You call them an angel, I suppose you're not wrong.

Perhaps, Laplace's angel.

As opposed to Laplace's demon who can predict the future without fault given sufficient information, they can't think ahead no matter how much help they are given.

If their incompetence is the difference between an angel and a demon, I'll happily take the role of a demon.

[nepenthe-e-deactivated20180811]

i came, i saw, i dissociated

[liticuw]

Rap battle? Nah, it's verses versus verses.

[liticuw]

Do you hear that sound? It's all the people who are willing to help you.

Now drown in your despair and solitude.

[liticuw]

Isekai, but instead of getting hit by a truck...

The MC gets hit by a plane while sky diving

[liticuw]

Everyone manipulates people, and they do it all the time. It only becomes psychopathic if you acknowledge it.

[liticuw]

To be ENTIRELY FAIR, it's not like the cancer *wants* to kill you.

[liticuw]

I'm tires of fate accompli c'est la ve bullshit.

[liticuw]

I'm just say'n, the japanese sure as fuck don't mess around with their pinky promises. One needle to the eye is already comparable to a death threat, but one thousand???

[liticuw]

The darkest hour is never just before the dawn. It is, however, right before the street lights come on. Because then the streetlights make it no longer dark

[liticuw]

Hey, do you think it's struggling so much because I turned the oven on?

[liticuw]

See, I'm not being immature. You're just too inconsiderate to even consider the possibility that I actually was trying to go to sleep, and not just ignoring you.

[liticuw]

"Grow up, it's pronounced nigh-ger."

Well, it's not pronounced is polite company.

[liticuw]

Jack of all trades, master of none, often better than any master of one.

An interesting phrase. And one I despise.

Whilst true no one person can master absolutely everything in life, it is entirely possible to have complete mastery of a multitude of things.

A true jack of all trades should have the adaptability and intelligence to become a master of all thing relevant to themself.