shut up and drive;

Vanellope Von Schweetz I'm seventeen, I like cars, vanilla, and candy. I'm not a glitch. and I'm going to be a racer one day, just wait and see. ✿

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pelekaish:

"Well then, no one asked you to be a fun sucker tonight."

I'll do it, but I'm scared.

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Text: Vanellope

Morph: it's your lucky day I can't think of any other jokes

Morph: ... or is it your lucky year HA

Nella: delete this number

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text ➤ nella

jack jack: boooooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd

nella: well what do you want me to do about it

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text ➤ nella

jack jack: aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nella: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt

[champagne-kissesx]

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dot--lucas:

I don’t see why!

Nevermind then.

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pelekaish:

"I expect us to at least have three drinks before midnight, got it?"

"Yeah, I don't think so."

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Text: Anyone

Morph: wow

Morph: I haven't talked to you since last year

Nella: oh dear god not these damn jokes

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[dot--lucas-blog-blog]

It’s not that big of a deal!

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It kind of is!

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[pelekaish-deactivated20180802]

You’re welcome. 

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You're a real asshole you know that?

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Thanks dear 

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Of course.

[zeroburton]

That's the cheesiest pick up line I've ever heard.

[zeroburton]

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Hey, I tried to be nice.

[lockieklein]

Thanks, man, I try!

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Please stop.

[chanelmint]