real nice night for an evening

Jules Please be patient with me, I was born in the 1900s • She/They • 30s

[beardedmrbean]

[weirdlandtv]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[smallpotatoes-dandelions]

I don't know how to articulate this well, but I really fucking hate the way a lot of thin writers write fat characters. Like how men write women "breasting boobily" there is something so dehumanizing about how fat characters are often written. "He waddled", "he lumbered", the writer of the book I'm reading always mentions this characters "fleshy hand" when he does something with his hand. Like, we already know that he's fat. There is no need to describe everything he does as "doing it fatly".

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

*fishes this absolute treasure from the tags*

[weepingwidar]

Alberto Regueira (Cuban, 1994) - Reborn (2022)

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[homunculus-argument]

Fae that keep uranium amulets, clothes made out of asbestos and bowls of lead-infused water around their residences as a human deterrent. They don’t know why humans loathe these items, but for as long as it makes them fuck off, these charms are useful.

[roach-works]

you wake up and a fairy is snorting the line of salt you put on your windowsill like it’s coke.

‘doesn’t that shit kill you?’ you ask, deeply perturbed.

‘not very fast,’ the fairy says, and keeps snorting.

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[ily-a]

Samara Weaving as Grace MacCaullay READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME (2026) dir. Tyler Gillett & Matt Bettinelli-Olpin

[thankunexts]

GRACE & FAITH MACCAULLAY Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026) | dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[merymdm]

Coco✨ I couldn't resist making a fanart with good old ink and paper.

[kanryo]

[thecastlegentleman]

sorry nothing has ever been funnier than the clear sound of the streamer cracking open a cold one during mama. so true

[alexplantewpg]

some fanart, courtesy of my renewed brain rot

[natalieironside]

The 4th of July commemorates the American Revolution, an event which took place in Qing-dynasty North America during the reign of the Qianlong Emperor, Gaozong

[nudityandnerdery]

It represents a succesful uprising against the rule of one of the local warlords feuding in Europe at the time.