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Eating tuna straight out of the can is the human equivalent of cats eating wet food, and I am 100% here for tuna out of a can.
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Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad
This this fucking terrible thing just killed me
I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.
They are scared of me i think
The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.
The moment I realised John Cena was truly gonna make it in Hollywood.
if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon
'Nuff said...
JUSTIFYING MY OWN BLOODBORNE ICEBERG P3
over 4000 words about [gestures vaguely at the top image]. it’s got jokes. it’s written with people who don’t play bloodborne in mind. come on down and learn about the lore from your local insane person
this took me a lot of time and [signs sadly] research. please reblog if you or a loved one is afflicted with bloodborne. thank you
please read my hard work, or at least blow smoke up my skirt and reblog it
One of these dads is not like the other.
i wish more teachers (and people) would respond like this
Digging up old photos for fashion research and found this dELIGHTFUL photograph.
I love this man and his tiny donkey.
that is the face of a man that says “If i don’t hold the baby he is going to do terrible shenanigans to the camera setup before the plates develop”
This here Ladies and Gentlemen is a man who loves his ass.
holding my boob for emotional support
pretty obsessed with this one
important images I've discovered:
hello i would like to add
who put this rodent in high heels
these guys are so fucking animal
the true question is: can you keep them as a pet?
Demons are real and they write for the new york times.
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magine having three children of an age where their bodies are literally hardwired to play and thinking that none of them wanting to play with you is normal and good actually
See this boggles my mind. Cause these the same parents that gonna be SHOOK and so SAD. When them kids grow up and don’t ever call or come to visit. Like sis you set the precedent.
parents will turn this on they're children "why are you so cold and distant? you never call and you never vist, we raised you, now when we get old you need to take care of us" that bs is why children have such a disconnect from parents, my mother is a perfect example. She claimed she didn't know how to use "imagination" to play dolls, but she can write novels. she avoided spending time with me save for a few activities that she wanted to do. now I'm an adult and she only calls on me when she needs me to do something for her and then wonders why I don't make an effort to visit or call.