Sarcasm is my second language. "No, really?"

A collection of #sarcastic quotes. And my sometimes fantastic writing. ❤

[little-sarcastic-bitch]

Sparkle Thighs

The fact that i am wearing thigh high glitter socks under my jeans rn and knowone else knows is legit cracking me up 

[fanonical]

if there’s something strange

in your neighbourhood

who you gonna call?

probably hermione, she seems to know what to do in most situations

[little-sarcastic-bitch]

Yass

[little-sarcastic-bitch]

This is the shit <3

[little-sarcastic-bitch]

Prompted by 30 - Writing Challenge #1

Prompt: List ten things that make you really happy. 1. A perfect cup of tea. 2. Scoring 100% on things. 3. Being in the zone and completing things like a kick-ass purple glitter ninja. 4. Surprise kisses from the boy. 5. Kiwi Cafe brownies on payday. 6. That sweet-ass burn after a damn good workout. 7. When my sarcasm is so sly the other person can't tell and patronizing them. 8. Snuggles with the pup. 9. Chocolate that tastes amazing. (all) 10. When what I want to say or have others see pans out pretty damn well.