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[almisu]

[tacky-jack-with-a-hat]

Maryland vs peta

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[ckerouac]

It’s a universally known fact that you don’t fuck with our crab cakes here in Maryland.

Unfortunately, that second billboard is a photoshopped fake. BUT the real billboards that went up are just as fun!

So PETA put up that top billboard in 2018 in Baltimore, and the restaurant across the street, Jimmy’s Famous Seafood, put up a response. They also debuted a beer called, appropriately, PETA Tears, but I digress.

The ME was a subtle call out, a warning shot if you will.

But earlier this year (2023) right in time for Lent in very catholic Baltimore, PETA decided to try again.

To which Jimmy’s decided fuck that, let’s get two billboards this time. (WaPo)

No lie, ‘savor the sacrifice’ is my new favorite tag line.

[brightlotusmoon]

*peers out the window* Weird shit, mostly. It's fun living here.

[ieattaperecorders]

"They died to be enjoyed: savor the sacrifice" on a billboard for a seafood restaurant is possibly most Silt Verses thing I've ever seen in reality.

[americasgreatoutdoors]

Happy first week of spring! Photo of a bear in Kodiak National Wildlife Refuge by Lisa Hupp (USFWS)

[clawmarks]

The Garden of Childhood - Alice M. Chesterton - 1905 - via Internet Archive

[ancient-hoe]

Two women kissing in nature, by Georges Rochegrosse (1859-1938).

[sebagrelle]

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

[1-700-aesthetics-deactivated202]

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[rslashrats]

a reason why i love rats is because of how goofy they look. i know a lot of people associate rodents with disease and uncleanliness and that’s why they fear them but i just cannot be scared of an animal that looks like this

[rslashrats]

funniest set of tags on this post

[teenscoolest]

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

this is my favourite poem ever

[nah010-deactivated20260419]

[toopunktofuck]

[folk-punk]

i will Take Him

[tinderpodcast]

To all the girls who “Love adventures”

[optimalmongoose3]

A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure

[mia-beak]

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

[sadclowncentral]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

[tribemember]

The Afro Team

[wizardcrowns]

[bob-belcher]