Conversations that I kept

My friends and family have the ability to turn conversations into little reasons to laugh. I figured I could share them with the world :)

[littlebeetalking]

Mom: I'm never going to get a son-in-law. One of my daughters is too feministic, and the other is afraid to talk to them.

Me: Am I the last one?

Mom: What do you think?

Me: Oh...

[littlebeetalking]

Me: I want to look perfect at prom, so every single boy out there is going to regret not taking a chance on me.

Mom: Or that guy you like will finally open his eyes and walk up to you and ask you if he may kiss you.

Me: That'd be nice.

[littlebeetalking]

Me: Why Is your head laying on my foot?

Dog: *sighs*

Me: Well alright then...

[littlebeetalking]

Me: If I get a boyfriend, and he is horrid dancer. I still want him to dance with me. I don't care how horrible he is, I want us to dance horribly together and not care about the world.

Mom: Of course, if he doesn't dance with you, he's a dick.

[littlebeetalking]

It's a good thing you're not dating him, you two would end up living in a fantasy world.

my mom

[littlebeetalking]

She's wearing your shoes. That's about the only positive thing I can say about this video. It's a shame they didn't drop the ball on her in the end. Christina Aguilera had this fase as well, but she wasn't a porn star like her. Why is she naked?

My mom whilst watching the Wrecking Ball video.

[littlebeetalking]

Boy: So what is Tumblr like?

Me: It's heaven. But also a crazy ass place.

Boy: How?

Me: Well... let's just say that you'll see porn sometimes.

Boy: That's awesome.

Me: But also dead bodies.

Boy: Cool.

Me: And sometimes really cute houses.

Boy: I should really get myself a tumblr.

[littlebeetalking]

Mam: Ik wil wel dat mijn kleinkinderen me op komen zoeken hoor.

Ik: Ik heb nog geen kinderen.

Mam: Ik ook niet.

Ik: Wat?

[moonwashedcollegehalls]

You’re an onion, who needs to be peeled.

Nirosha (via seethebeeright)

[littlebeetalking]

Ik: Je kan met het ov gaan.

Sophie: Die ben ik kwijt.

Ik: Je bent het ov kwijt?

Sophie: ehm...

Ik: Je bent het ov kwijt?

Sophie: Nee, mijn ov, ik ben mijn ov kwijt.

[littlebeetalking]

Ik: Wat een stomme film dit, alle hoofdpersonen gaan dus dood?

Pap: Ja, behalve Elliot zelf.

Ik: Dus ook die Italiaan?

Pap: Nee die niet.

Ik: ...

[littlebeetalking]

Ik (filmend): Cut.

Robin: Wat is er?

[littlebeetalking]

Papa: To Be or Not To Be, is dat nou van Hamlet of van Shakespeare?

Ik: Pap...

Papa: ja?

Ik: Shakespeare is een schrijver, Hamlet is een toneelstuk.

Papa: Oh...

Ik: Ja.

Papa: Ik dacht even slim te zijn.

Ik: Jammer.

[littlebeetalking]

Rosha: Succes!

Ik: Jij ook succes!

Random mevrouw die voorbij loopt: heeft ze examens?

Ik: Nee. Tandarts.

Mevrouw: Ja dat is veel erger.

Ik: Dat bedoel ik.

[littlebeetalking]

Rosha: Ja dat was dus een stille hint.

Ik: Natuurlijk was dat een stille hint, hij is smoorverliefd op je en wilt met je trouwen en baby's maken.

Rosha: Oke dan.

[littlebeetalking]

[littlebeetalking]

Ik *zingend*: Welkooooom bij de asfdfgdfhgsdfg

Hannah: Bij de wat?

Ik *zingend*: Weet ik nieeet, maar je bent er wel welkooom.

Hannah: Oke, bedankt.