the heavenly ballet of the wonderplane

hi i'm sky! | they/them | 21 | i've never used a sideblog in my life and i don't intend to start now | terfs/pedos/exclusionists dni

[owenthetokencishet]

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[my-dailydreams]

[byjove]

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

[byjove]

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

[byjove]

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

[byjove]

I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.

[femmmie]

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

[lucisthings6]

My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:

Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends

The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers

They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry

Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them

The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂

[polyamorousmood]

[ironbard22]

I didn't know Toby fox could write such good transgender plural catgirl dollgirl selfcest yuri

[aninals]

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

[grimoiremanifest]

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

[sajdd]

#ALLY

#NEVER STOP THE GRIND

[beardedmrbean]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

aro-spectrum wish fulfillment final boss

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[clegfly]

i Need tumblr to know about hooer of everything

[clegfly]

ok so for context on the DUMB we have a dedicated queen spam thread and we had this bit where we started writing covers of songs where we made the lyrics about queen because fucking Awesome . someone made one for ruler of everything by tally hall. and then @quicksilversnails actually went and made a queencover of ruler of everything, appropriately titled "hooer of everything" and it's maybe the only thing ever made

Visit Original Link

[dailycatsblog]

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[beif0ngs]

THE GIRL, THE GOAT, THE LEGEND

[toqiuh]

saw a theory about susie being the final boss in the prophecy

[cat-mermaid]

look at that fucking gleeful "oh ho ho" shit face Ralsei makes if you turn off Flowery's voice clips

hater Ralsei is best Ralsei

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

some real sweet easy-to-miss dialogue on the team platforming part