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disc80s

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

ruerock

how it feels to submit an attack on artfight

bannertanks

ghosthierophant

the-zenith-calls

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

knives-in-the-dishwater

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

taavicleric

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

alicentsgf

how i walk through life

ham-of-despair

i checked wikipedia to see if this was real and not a tumblr lie. wikipedia said it was true but i still just couldn't quite believe it. so then i checked the imdb summary for the pilot and OH MY GOD IT'S REAL

gloriousmonsters

when you're feeling full hater mode about a piece of media but you know one of your beloved mutuals enjoys it

socialistexan

Who would have guessed the guys who named their company after the tool the all powerful villain from Lord of the Rings uses to spy on the heroes are like *evil* evil.

socialistexan

Like, we already knew, but just coming out and saying it is bonkers.

socialistexan

teddyrocker

best feeling in the world is when you draw something and you’re so proud of it you have to stop and stare at it every few minutes to remind yourself of its beauty like narcissus with his reflection in the pond

ancientforgcd

jabberding0

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

nepharim-tree

blxnc

there’s this term i coined in my friendgroup i call “the charizard effect” and it can apply to anything and everything, but it was born from me explaining my feelings about the pokemon charizard. the term is basically about how overexposure to something be it by corporate shilling or fandom prominence drives me away from really enjoying something bc i’m exposed to it so much against my will i become tired of it. it came to me bc i was ranting about how tpci does not, and cannot stop reinventing charizard, and how it is popular and obtusely included in almost every region, merch, etc in every way possible and it’s highly commodified.

i dont dislike the pokemon charizard, in fact i really like its X form, but i am exposed to so much charizard in my pokemon consumption that i cant be bothered to care for it in any more than in passing. this applies to a bunch of other stuff i’d otherwise be ok with, but i always just call this aversion phenomena “the charizard effect”

blxnc

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

#literally exactly me with stranger things #sorry to my friends for being a little bitchy about it 💔

bogleech

The looksmaxxing hammer guy sounded like a funny story but he's only 20??? just BARELY out of being a literal child and he's an "influencer" with that much insecurity? I can't feel anything but kinda sad, to me that's a confused kid failed utterly by a fucked up demented culture we're in.

bogleech

yeah WHAT?? That's horrifying?! 14 is a KID kid, like when I was 14 me and other 14 year olds were still playing toys. Like we didn't have the internet yet and we literally still ran around making up pretend stories with action figures. Now you have kids that age becoming "public figures" exposed to thousands of millions of commenters and making money and of course they're turning into completely broken adults. I feel like kids literally raised by wild animals have demonstrated an easier time adjusting to society and figuring out how to be human than kids who became internet influencers. And it's everywhere. And the entire adult media world seems to think nothing of just farming it for more clickbait and sensationalism rather than discussing any healthy way to heal these kinds of people before it's too late.

dovewithscales

I can't imagine being a child influencer is anything other than the same as being a child actor but without an adult to intercept the hate mail toxic fans and whatever other fucked up shit that gets sent at them.