Antítesis

[littlebird419]

Fucking Männer.

Started dating this guy a couple weeks ago. Everything was going fine, I´m thinking “oh, finally someone decent in a long time”. Today he stared trying to explain to me how my period works. Not only is this alone outrageous but also: the motherfucker had no clue! He thought it can happen once every three months and is not really blood what comes out, it just looks like it is. 

Ladies. Why. Are. Men. Like.This?  

[studentlifeproblems]

[cloip]

German Vocab!

zeitigen (Verb) ~ to yield, to result in, to bring about

Der Feuerwehrmann hatte das Gefühl, als hätte all die Arbeit der Menschheit gar nichts gezeitigt. “The fireman had the feeling, as if all of humanity’s work had yielded absolutely nothing.”

Lenas Zitronenbaum zeitigte keine Früchte. “Lena’s lemon tree yielded no fruit.”

Message cloip, but only with free lemons

[littlebird419]

What a nice view to wake up to

[disease-deactivated20210414]

JULIETTE GRECO

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Funny Pics & Memes

[melisscan]

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[recaption]

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[littlebird419]