T.E.D.

A 17 year old bisexual gal who loves Love, Simon and anything by Becky Albertalli with her entire being.

[secretlesbiancommunication]

Listening to love songs is a whole new experience once you’ve figured out you’re gay

[elizabro]

me @ myself: don’t stay awake thinking about movies you were forced to watch in school me, at 2am: GOD the movie gattaca was so homoerotic

[beben-eleben]

Babies Experiencing Things For The First Time

First time watching fireworks:

 First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:

First time getting caught in a bubble shower:

First time driving through a dark tunnel:

First time chatting with a puppet:

First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:

First time forgetting how spoons work:

First time seeing ice cream:

[suganeurospice]

Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How can you hate babies when they’re the friggin best?

[millerkoth]

Babies make the best faces because they don’t know what restraint is. They just put 100% of whatever they’re currently feeling onto their faces and it’s adorable.

[littlebisexualnerdalert]

I audibly squealed

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

Under appreciated brilliance in Legally Blonde: when an innocent woman on trial for murder learns that her lawyer (“the top defence attorney in the state”) sexually harassed one of his students—the same student who had been kind to her, believed in her, and refused to share the alibi she’d been told in confidence—causing her to decide on dropping out of law school in distress, said innocent woman decides to risk prison by firing the TOP DEFENCE ATTORNEY IN THE STATE to whom she has paid a fortune and have said law student defend her instead, in order to prevent her dropping out of school and giving up on a promising career. This decision is supported by the law student’s ex boyfriend’s fiancé, and the presumably long term colleague of the offending attourney who is a partner in his firm and thus would have clear motives for disbelieving or dismissing the report of harassment, but does not.

Elle is believed, her harasser faces immediate consequences for his actions, and she is rallied round by a group of friends, coworkers, and even a teacher (“If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were.”) who go out of their way to support her and ensure that the harassment she faced does not destroy her future—even when an innocent woman has to put her own freedom on the line to do it.

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

If you dont ask me out with a big time rush song then whats the fucking point fuck you

[prettylittlesestras]

i swear it’s like becky albertalli just *gets* me

[another-simplegirl]

[littlebisexualnerdalert]

That was the most disappointing moment and I didn’t even watch birdbox

[armsofstranger]

“Simons acting weird” Bram says “it’s like there’s something he’s not telling me.”

“Maybe he’s gay,” Garret whispers.

- Leah on the Offbeat

how can you not fucking love Garrett?

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[softbramgreenfeld-blog]

keiynan lonsdale was the perfect choice for bram & that’s the tea

he’s got the soft eyes and big-ish ears and the knobbly hands and even though the rest of the casting was a bit off based on looks, bram is exactly the same as he was in the books and that makes me happier than anything else ??

[surefuckitwhocares]

when will Hayley Kiyoko release a perfume so we can start recognising gay girls by scent

[evangelame]

having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

[littlebisexualnerdalert]

Me with Garrett Laughlin

[armsofstranger]

I need a book in the simonverse from the perspective of bram

Becky please come through

[lesbianmikewheeler]

i know this scene is supposed to demonstrate how vapid everyone but bella is but this is quite literally exactly how i talk in real life every day

[nomadvictoria]

Jessica is a good character punished by Bella and Edwards narration because she fits the ‘girly girl’ stereotype and isn’t a martyr who would die for Bella at a moments notice. All of this is of course relating to smeyer’s ‘perfect woman’ complex where every girl must keep her purity by never chasing after men, never wearing makeup and yet being beautiful enough to attract a husband and have a child.

In this essay I will-

[make--it--gayer]

[remaded-deactivated20190301]

Anyway… 2019 is about being bisexual and sexy

[hummingbirdcas]

Welcome twenty bi-teen

[thickness-protection-program]

Welcome 20 bi-teen

[spiroandthelacktones]

You go you funky little bis!

[akasmileygirl]

The worst part of every December is when Emma Thompson unpacks the Joni-Mitchell-CD.