i'm the one with the wicked curveball

dawn • 21 • she/they

[nomadvictoria]

So just as fair warning; I'm over both twilight and the fandom atm, so I think I'm probably going to archive or delete this blog.

[flourescenteffervescence]

Yes please and thank you

[kasbreker]

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. and third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

[bellaslilpapercut]

"tHe CUlleNS wERnt LIke ThAT" girl yes they are!!

[twilight-shitposting]

Think smarter not harder

[carllisle]

not to be rude but like.

name a bigger glow down

[blackfairypresident]

sometimes u gotta ask yourself

1. is it really that deep 2. do i need to make a situation out of this 3. if i do make a big deal out of this, what would be accomplished

[toxictwilight]

[gotjinxd-deactivated20220329]

twilight new moon but it's just jacob's inner monologue while he tries to be a good friend but everyone keeps dealing him 10 points of psychic damage at least once a day.

[nighttime-patron-of-the-arts]

Imagine how insufferable New Moon from Edward's pov would be

[bisexualemmettcullen]

[eternallytwilight]

“I’m sure all this sounds a little bizarre, coming from a vampire. But I’m hoping that there is still a point to this life, even for us... I hope, maybe foolishly, that we’ll get some measure of credit for trying.” ~ Carlisle Cullen

[flourescenteffervescence]

I know this conversation took place in new moon

[twilightofficial]

Y'know I think one of the biggest clues that Stephenie Meyer just writes whatever with zero forethought into how that should play into the universe she's creating, is the blood typing scene. I'm sure I've seen someone talk about this before, but having Bella be able to smell blood (even the small drop on a students finger when they also get brought into the nurses office) and having it effect her so much that she can't even be in the same room and then to not make that like a major part of the plot in a vampire series is so stupid. It's set up so it could be like Bella had a tiny bit of vampire DNA in her from one mating with a human centuries back and she's part of that lineage, especially with Breaking Dawn and now knowing that's possible. It would explain why she takes to vampirism so naturally, she's been dealing with a level blood sensitivity her entire life so she's able to control the blood lust much better than any normal newborn, and it could even be used to explain why her blood to everyone smells so incredibly sweet as a human. Yes she's Edwards singer specifically, but in almost each book a comment by a different vampire is made about how good she smells. There was just so much potential for that blood typing scene to lead to something greater but it was left as just a throwaway thing to make Bella seem even less like other girls to have Edward be interested. I remember the first time I read the books and got to that scene and I was so excited cause "omg is bella not totally human? Where is this gonna lead?!" And then it lead nowhere. It could have all come together in BD with the gathering of witnesses and an old friend of Carlisles comes and recognizes the last name and that bella maybe resembles the girl that vampire mated with in some way.

Anyway Stephenie really said it herself when she said she "considers nothing"

[bellaslilpapercut]

YOUR! MIND! Reading NM now and it bugs me that Bella is never that faint around blood again because she "learned" how to deal with it from ....James biting her I guess?? She gets nauseous during her Shitty Birthday Party and again when she crashes her bike with Jake but she doesn't ever faint again from blood like okay miss thing lolol

[jasperwhitcock]

edward really summarized his life in one sentence

[reasoningwithvampires]

These are from New Moon exclusively. To see the Twilight compilations: mumble, murmur, mutter.

[jasperwhitcock]

steph*nie meyer was wrong about a LOT of things like eventually ruining jacob’s character but she was right about one thing: she had said once that new moon was best appreciated after you’ve read it more than once, after you’ve realized edward returns because then you can really pay attention to the middle of the book where jacob’s character really shines. jacob was wonderful. he was patient, cheerful, understanding, perceptive, talented, attentive. he really cared about bella in the greatest way — he allowed her to grieve but also provided an environment to escape from how she felt where she could be carefree & happy. he let her be a teenager while she dealt with the heaviest part of her life, all the while reassuring her that her brokenness made her no less deserving of love

[bellaskhakis]

drunk and thinking about how the wig department for the twilight movies really made money to literally doing the least. like the hair in breaking dawn part 2? that was the real threat the volturi should have been fighting, not regurgitation.

[vampiresintheattic]

Sorry but now I’ve got an image of jasper, sulking like a baby and drinking animal blood out of a V8 bottle with a bendy straw walking around school with Alice telling everyone he’s doing a juice cleanse because at their last school he ate four teens on their way home after prom and the Cullens can’t let him have even a moment without blood in his thirsty ass mouth but they won’t let him just STAY HOME