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[littlebuckys]

Google search: how do I find a daddy?

[littlebuckys]

I miss having a daddy and being little. I’m absolutely miserable. 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[athamei]

[wannabe-a-slut]

After doing it yourself for so long it sure does

[releasetheinneryouwi-deactivate]

Let’s masterbate together, sounds like the best of both worlds… 🤔💦💦

[littlebuckys]

Currently taking new applications for a Daddy 💕😇

[unclefather]

[blxrwtch]

When someone writes “GLBT” instead of “LGBT”

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

When someone says “LGB” to something that can easily apply to the T as well

[queenburtis-deactivated20190507]

When someone says “BLT” instead of “LGBT”

[babyanimalgifs]

These pictures will make your day better (@tanryug)

[twilight-theater]

[trasemc]

[peetamellarkthebaker]

It’s a long shot, it’s suicide maybe, but I do the only thing I can think of. I lean in and kiss Peeta full on the mouth.

[almostruined]

Buy the SLUT shirt here

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[glumshoe]

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

[puerto-nic0]

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

[schmergo]

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

[batsalmighty]

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

[tired-wolfe]

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend?  Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet?  Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).  – Got to walk a second time through–  Same guy: My friends -wailing-  Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

[hoardofhyperfixations]

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

[imanicepersoniswear]

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hutchersoms-deactivated20140930]

[reasonandempathy]

I’m not sure if this is an actual conversation hey had or an edit.

And honestly I don’t think it matters.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

no this actually happened

[mysteery]

[pattern-recognition]

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

[carudamon119]

ねこ‏ @shimamike0814

雨の日の小さな幸せ

[pochowek]

I love how the captions added are 95% “blessed image” “youve been blessed by the cat stamp” and 5% “how dare you step on that guys timbs holy fuck”