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@littlecupcakeb
The heat the last few days has been insane and it's put me in a crummy mood because I hate being inside when I'm not working but it's also too hot to sit outside (and not roast to death)
So I'm hoping my mood is better so I can reply.
The AC in our apartment broke and our landlord is on vacation. Send help. Thank God for a YMCA membership and using their AC and pool. 😭
Went on a little adventure today and discovered the most beautiful spot to have a picnic. I'm gonna pack a lunch and go tomorrow. 😊
sigh
Summer break. FINALLY. 😭😭
also we have lots of Amazon packages comin' 🤭🤭
oops
don't think daddy will mind though 🥰
Summer break. FINALLY. 😭😭
god forbid we objectify men and their big hairy chests and their muscular thighs and their facial hair and thick brow bones and their big rough hands and their
do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
um. @jakejensenanon's face between my thighs
That's it that's the tweet
🥺 he's gonna miss everything.
Jakey's gonna be coming home to a new friend. 🤭 (or two shhhh)
big mood today
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"Oh yeah? Doesn't your boyfriend look like me?"
"Uh, well y-yeah. I would think you would need to be, to fight crime, no?"
"Well yeah..."
"Fighting crime is a hard job."
"Don't remind me, I haven't heard f-from Jake in months."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"It's fine. I mean, he's fine. Right? I'd know if he wasn't. Doesn't the military like, let your family know if something happens? I mean I know I'm not his actual family but like... Sorry, I-- you don't need me bothering you with this."
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"Oh yeah? Doesn't your boyfriend look like me?"
"Uh, well y-yeah. I would think you would need to be, to fight crime, no?"
"Well yeah..."
"Fighting crime is a hard job."
"Don't remind me, I haven't heard f-from Jake in months."
need this type of relationship
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"Oh yeah? Doesn't your boyfriend look like me?"
"Uh, well y-yeah. I would think you would need to be, to fight crime, no?"
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"Oh yeah? Doesn't your boyfriend look like me?"
"You know now that you mention it, I can see some similarities. Huh, maybe I have a type."
"Is it blonde blue eyed guys?"
"And muscular. Don't forget the muscles."
So many Amazon packages. 🤭🤣 The only good thing about @jakejensenanon not bein' home yet means he can't see 'em all.
