adult sherlock holmes

elmentawy

[theyfabfuta]

cooked bee meat

[littlecyclopsjester]

Oh they think they've got me then I put on The Living Tombstone at the business work social function

[littlecyclopsjester]

Why is everyone talking about Dracula right now? In my day we spread out our classic monster discussions. It's actually Wolfman Wednesday but no no no everyone *needs* to be discussing das wampyr.

[littlecyclopsjester]

I don't think therefore I aren't

[littlecyclopsjester]

The streets are safe under my watchful eye (singular as I am blind in the other eye)

[littlecyclopsjester]

Maoam man wanted for fruit related sexual deviancy, please call if you have any information that can lead to his capture the reward is a non-coconut flavoured jelly bean

[punished-minte]

they shld make a flavour called noncon watermelon

[littlecyclopsjester]

The lemon is already not consenting, politely smiling as they attempt to push away

[littlecyclopsjester]

Maoam man wanted for fruit related sexual deviancy, please call if you have any information that can lead to his capture the reward is a non-coconut flavoured jelly bean

[littlecyclopsjester]

first day at the furry free-use office