this was a 1 am choice

[cflcyalties-blog]

Starters based off shit I’ve said today

“ What I can’t do to myself, I can do to others … wait that came out bad. ”

“ Oh, goddamn, is that a helicopter? “

“ Shit, we’re gonna be here forever ” 

“ That sounded better in my head ”

“ My coping mechanisms are writing and sleeping ”

“ Ok what the fuck? ”

“ I’m a naturally anxious person ”

“ Get your feet back in the car! ”

“ I’m not suppose to be having [food] but who’s gonna know? The doctor??? ”

“ Now if there’s ever a serial killer in my city, you’re gonna think it’s me. ”

[evilpuppydogeyes-blog]

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

u   guys   are   never   gonna   guess   who   my   next   muse   is

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

Ok   I’m   watching   the   movie   RN   and   I   have   a   much better   understanding   of   what   I’m   doing   (  Jay   is   my   husband   sorry   I’m   gay   and   I   love   him  ) so 

Official   Starter   Call   ---   Like   or   Reblog   for   a   starter !

[roleplaymmemes]

Send me ☆ + a question and my muse will have to answer it truthfully with absolute honesty

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

Agata   :   reincarnation   of   Leeroy   Jenkins    Annemarie   (  @littlearmyteddybear  )   : *  “ Boss   ass   bitch  ”   plays   as   she   enters   the   room *

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

"I wouldn't sit there if I were you."

First   meeting   starters || accepting 

     Confusion sweeps over her       pale features as she realizes       she’s being warned. Pursing       her lips, she decides to question       the waning.

 —“ Why not? ”

[firewalled-mind-deactivated2017]

Ada rolled her eyes at her. Why can’t people just listen and not question every little thing. But Ada knew that she would never be valen to change that. So with a huff she answered the question.

“Because it is sticky.. but if you want to be stuck in that chair for the rest of your natural life go a head.”

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

 —“ Ahh, a challenge.          Get myself free        without          blowing my ass ten          miles away. ”          despite the joking nature          of her tone, she seems pretty          serious.

     She pulls a match stick from her pocket      and pokes the chair with it, breaking it in      half when it gets stuck

 —“ … So … what        exactly          is on this chair? ”          she asks cautiously

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

Agata   is   like   the   Leeroy   Jenkins   meme,   I   swear

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

Guess   who’s   making   a   blog   for   the   daughter   of   Helga  Sinclair 

mainly   just   for   this   fc   like look   @   this   angel

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

 Ok,   I   made   the   blog   right   before   I   passed   out   (  I’ve   had   a   long   and    tiring   day,   I’m   allowed   to   sleep   @   1   in   the   afternoon,   shut   up.  ),   so   all   I    have   on   there   is   a   promo,   but   the   blog   is   @littlearmyteddybear   :0

[timelesswondcrs-blog]

@littleexplosivelady liked for a starter.

“Alright, that…” Helena quickly put her hand over the grappling gun on the desk the girl had been about to pick up. “…is not a toy.”

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

 ---“ Do I seriously look like I           don’t know it’s real? ”           she says with a mock-hurt           expression on her pale face.           After a moment of silence, she           starts to giggle, retracting her           hand.

 ---“ It made me           think of a story           my papà told me.           He went on a dangerous           adventure once to find the           lost kingdom of Atlantis. I           ain’t gonna do anything stupid           with it, I just wanted to see how           it feels to hold something like           that. ” she says, puffing out her        cheeks

[memeartificer]

Said During D&D Starter Meme

Wine isn’t flammable enough. You need vodka or something.

Am I allowed to dance on her grave?

Look, I’m all for destroying things, but…

Are you still on the ceiling?

Are you /more/ or /less/ undead than [name]?

If you’re still alive by then, go ahead.

I will explain nothing. You must discover.

I know it was rude, okay?

I’m not happy about this, okay? I don’t like hurting people!

How many miles per hour is that?

There’s blood everywhere!

What’s a good song for this situation?

Will you seek revenge?

This is a family-friendly establishment, sir.

This is the third time you’ve run away over the course of this fight, if you’re keeping track.

That doesn’t count as a costume, it’s just a hat.

He’s all talk. He’s never actually killed you.

Wait, do you not have any money?

Well, maybe the demon has devoured multiple people.

He is not a scaredy cat.

None of us came here to fight a vampire.

What happened? Where are you?

Who did she get murdered by?

The vampire killed her, but not with his mouth.

You killed her! You set the fire she died in!

Doesn’t he know that tweets can be 140 characters?

Are there any other figures of authority?

This entire town wants to kill me, so I owe them nothing.

Wolves aren’t necessarily considered townsfolk. Can they vote?

Who do you report to?

These people don’t like us.

I don’t know what we can even do to help them.

That’s not my name and you know it.

This is by far the worst contract I have ever been on.

Now everybody wants to steal!

I’m not a thief, I’m a lady. And an arsonist.

It’s a bonfire.

Is the frog a good guy or a bad guy?

I feel like we’ve accomplished nothing.

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

Guess   who’s   making   a   blog   for   the   daughter   of   Helga  Sinclair 

mainly   just   for   this   fc   like look   @   this   angel

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

I   still   wanna   make   a   blog   for   the   Milo/Kida   kid   but   I’m   near   30   blogs,  i   can’t   feed   all   my   children.

[ifxn]

na na na / mcr

[zone-rat]

Make no apology It’s death or victory On my authority Crash and burn Young and loaded

[angstmemes]

heatwave starter sentences

“I can’t bear this heat anymore.” “I’m melting. I’m actually melting.” “What? You said ‘get me something cold’. You never implied I couldn’t throw it over you.” “Don’t be a pussy, it’s just a bit of warm weather.” “We’re going to the beach. Now.” “Yes, I’m naked and no I’m not ashamed.” “Is it socially acceptable to go out in nothing but a wet towel?” “Wow, you look even worse than I feel.” “Just how many popsicles have you had already?” *runs ice cube along the back of your neck* *throws you into the pool, whether you want it or not* “If you’re that hot, then why don’t you take something off?” “No, no, no… not now. It’s way too warm for sex.” “I’m sweating in places I didn’t even know existed.” “I went out for ten minutes. Ten minutes! Look at me, I’m basically fried.” “That looks like a nasty sunburn…” “You’re not going out there before I’m lathered you in sun cream.” “I can’t get up… Can you get up? I can’t… I can’t get up.” “You’re such a stick in the mud! Everyone’s out enjoying the weather and you’re sitting inside complaining about it.” “Another shower?” “Please kill me now. This is unbearable.” “Let’s break into that office block. I’m sure they have air conditioning.” “I know! Let’s have a water balloon fight.” *sprays you with a water pistol* *blows cold air into your neck* “I can think of some more things to do with ice cubes…” “This is the perfect timing for an ice bucket challenge.” “I can’t sleep in this heat.” “I might as well sleep in the bathtub and it would be less wet.” “I need refuge, my airco broke.” “Your neighbours have a swimming pool, right? Let’s sneak in tonight.” “I’m going to book a holiday to Alaska. Now.” “I shouldn’t have stayed out so long… I think I have a heatstroke.” “Is that a rain cloud? Is that a mother fucking rain cloud?!” “Did you feel that? It was a breeze. We are blessed.” “Even my cat wanted to take a shower.” “Don’t smell me. There’s no deodorant that can mask this.” *throws water balloon straight at your face* “I take it back, summer is not my favourite season at all.” “I made an ice water bath, specially for you.” “If only it was always this nice and warm.” “I feel lazy and it’s great.” “Let’s go to the supermarket again and take a very long time staring at the frozen vegetables.”

[littleexplosivelady-blog]

 ---“ Not everyone is      ‘ good ’ or ‘ evil ’.           For some, it’s           harder to tell. ”