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villlaneve

iconic scene of Kara dragging and calling out Mon El

raolet

oh thats fresh!

lingeringlilies

#i don’t go here anymore but i’m crying tears of joy

languageloveaffair

catinthemoonillustrations

King T’Challa loves his little sister Congrats to @chadwickboseman & @letitiawright for their upcoming film release tomorrow! #blackpanther #tchalla #shuri #marvelcomics #marvelmovies

anniecardi

thatonekimgirl

two adorable gold medalists being adorable at their medal ceremony

roseoilz

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bonesandcrows-deactivated202211

here he comes!!

denisvilleneuve

Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson in Make Me Feel

twentydun

will today’s kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society??

evergre3ns

mxnrique

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

proto-homo

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

#video

siahatha

gallifreyfieldsforever

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

kyrael

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” “…Technically, yes.”

mrsmarymorstan

Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here.

Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them.

The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”

The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it.

aphoenixinwriting-deactivated20

The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish

avocadamnit-deactivated20161008

witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there

whenflowersfade

My favorite version of this headcanon is that there is one Ravenclaw who went all seven years by answering the riddles with some variation of “not a potato” and was only ever wrong once.