Everything I touch turns to gay.

Roch. Whatever pronouns make the bit the funniest. Brittanalyst and Sugar from the Future enthusiast from the Glee days. Clexa. SPOP. Wynonna Earp. Orphan Black. Warrior Nun. D&D. In lesbians with tumblr user proudlyunicorn w/ a dog, 2 cats, a lizard, and 2 Son Boys. Horny for justice and new tattoos. Smol and derpy.

[gleerant]

my only regret about that lesbian post is that the version with all of our pets isn’t really circulated and that’s also pretty cute as well

[for anyone curious about the pets, you can check out my “shuri blogging,” “reptar blogging,” “lena and lexa blogging,” and “lexa and lena blogging” tags]

also, big thanks to everyone commenting and messaging congratulating us and complimenting our Son Boys!

to followers from the Brittana and Clexa days, thank you for coming on this journey with us ;-;

to new followers who are here because of that post: welcome! and full disclosure, we didn’t meet THROUGH that post; we had been friends for years before that and i always reblogged that post to annoy her (I think it already had 10k notes by then). then when i planned to ask her out, i asked in advance a lot of our mutuals to reblog that post. she was on a cruise and didn’t have her phone on so the idea was to spam and clog her tumblr dashboard with that post when she finally arrived in NYC to hang out with me. and then i asked her! and then i added on to the post when we had been dating for a little while to be annoying again

but those are indeed pictures from our wedding and pictures of our Son Boys

bad vibes on this post and the lesbian post will be yeeted - if you don’t like, no need to interact with our content, right?

add me on Pokémon Go, trainer code: 6459 8906 2435

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[utopians]

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

[sweet-sugar-maize]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[lessmouse]

day 6 / ???

[bakurapika]

this is really interesting in how it frames disability/low spoons/etc as not being a series of internal symptoms, but specifically a situation in which daily tasks increase in complexity. for example i used to be able to wash the dishes normally. but now mental and physical issues combine to make that situation have a lot of prequalifications (do I have time, energy, how long can I do it without being sore the next day) that means many more steps are involved in getting that single physical act of washing a dish to be done.

[rockshitty]

I’m trying to remember the quote. “On a good day, doing laundry is three steps. On a bad day, the first step is getting out of bed.”

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[thehalfricanhoodpoet-deactivate]

I hope Black girls with anxiety have a good day today.

[antiblackness-archive]

I hope Black girls with depression have a good day today.

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

I hope black girls with PTSD have a good day

[freshest-tittymilk]

I hope black girls with body dysmorphia have a good day

[thereluctantwife]

I hope black girls with verbally abusive parents gave a good day

[dittohasadhd]

I hope autistic black girls and black girls with ADHD have a good day

[midnight-soulless-system]

I hope black girls with schizospec and/or personality disoders have a good day today

[peanut-jelly]

i hope all mentally ill and or disabled black girls have a good day

[uriigamii]

I hope chronically ill & people pleasing Black girls have a good day today 🫂

[toddycats]

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

[gleerant]

they gave the bot answering this hotel reservation number a nice southern accent to make her sound more personable but when she started reading off numbers for me she repeated them weird and wrong like she transformed into a sleeper military agent reading code and i was like am i having a stroke? what the fuck is going on

[tokyomanjihoe]

me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better

[my-dailydreams]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?