Oh, that's a gas. We ain't even been arrested yet.

John Andermen 23 Rebel

[the-lady-tremaine]

❝ Have you solved the great mysteries that make a woman yet? The secret that ties us all together? ❞

[littlejohnandermenhere]

“Oh no, I’ve made peace with the fact that I will never solve the great mysteries of woman. But that doesn’t mean I will stop trying to understand them.”

[the-lady-tremaine]

❝ Oh really? I did not realize it was something that could be studied.                      Women are such enigmas, you know. ❞

[littlejohnandermenhere]

“ That they are, it’s why I study them so much.”

[vivianthorne]

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“So… what’s gonna make it worth the 150 francs? The vodka or the pineapple?”

[littlejohnandermenhere]

“I guess you are just going to have to wait and see.”

“When are you free for our little rendezvous?”  

[keita-nazario]

“Really? And why do you say that?”

[littlejohnandermenhere]

“Because everyone does things differently.” 

[emmaagnes1831]

“You can’t be serious right now.”

[littlejohnandermenhere]

“I rarely am.”

[littlejohnandermenhere]

It’s not what it looks like.

[darlingwren]

“Um, fine. Well. Well, not as well as you, but– Sorry, that was stupid, I shouldn’t have said that. Um. I really think I should go, I don’t want to uh… interrupt.”

[littlejohnandermenhere]

“Well who is as good as me?” John chuckled. “ No it’s fine I’m done now. Where are you headed?”

[the-lady-tremaine]

❝ Such compliments. One would wonder whether or not you were trained in the courtly ways of conversation. Though I do believe it has been a few years since I have had the opportunity                            to be alone in anything. ❞

[littlejohnandermenhere]

“I’ve been trained in the ways of women. It’s a subject I thoroughly enjoy studying. That’s not surprising, especially considering how beautiful you are.”

[rebeltanner]

Oh?

Uh… Yeah, I guess I could do that. Uh.. yeah. Sure.

[littlejohnandermenhere]

Oh is right Tanner, oh is right. 

You don’t sound too sure about that. You don’t have to if you don’t want. But you would really be saving my ass.

[littlejohnandermenhere]

letyourheartunfreeze:

“I’d like that very much,” Elsa said, giggling as she bounced up and down with excitement. She looked at him with a very serious face, took his face in her hands and said, “I live in the castle. I like the snow so my door looks like the snow. It’s easy to find. Come find me!”

“Door that looks like snow? Should be easy enough to find.” 

“Until next time beautiful.” 

[ericraleigh-deactivated20161220]

Sand sounds like it would be horrible to have go up somewhere like that. Thanks for telling me. I was planning a romantic night on the beach, but now I know it’s probably not the best place.

Thanks, mate. I’m glad that I don’t seem like a complete pansy. Women are a beautiful addition to the world, that is for sure. Do you have a particular picnic you’re looking forward to the most?

[littlejohnandermenhere]

It’s awful, learn from my horrible mistakes. It’s not as romantic as you would think. Sure it’s beautiful to look at, but it’s really not ideal for romance.”

Life would be awful without women. I would rather die than live in a world without women. I’m pretty excited for my date with Faye, things are going to be...interesting.

[letyourheartunfreeze-deactivate]

Elsa giggled as he called he gorgeous and stopped for a moment to grin brigtly before spinning again. Spinning was fun. Why didn’t she do it more? She nodded excitedly. “I’ll try, okay? Just remind me I said so. ‘cause I won’t do it if I don’t know that I said it, you know? I also wanna make sure I let my hair down more. I like it. It makes me feel so much more free!”

[littlejohnandermenhere]

“I will remind you everyday if you want me to. But in order to do that I need to know where to find you.” John said with a smile as he watched the girl spin. 

[littlejohnandermenhere]

darlingwren:

“You ought to be proud. You’re actually very light on your feet, and I wouldn’t have expected it.”

“Well, now you’re just being a flatterer, and that is simply no way to go about life, John Andermen.”

“I guess I’m a man of many talents. I wonder what else I could surprise you with?”

“Why not? Being a flatterer gets you everywhere.”

[keita-nazario]

“Sorry, but your far too late to even think abut teaching me that.”

[littlejohnandermenhere]

“Oh there is always something to learn sugar lips.” 

[vivianthorne]

“What the hell...”

[littlejohnandermenhere]

vivianthorne:

“Well I read somewhere that loud noises keep the bears away so…”

“Wait what time is it? If I was snoring that means I was actually sleeping for real…”

“You know I think I’ve read that somewhere as well. If it’s true you had nothing to worry about while you were sleeping.”

“It’s close to five. I was actually about to go grab some dinner. Care to join me sleepyhead?” 

[littlejohnandermenhere]

robiras:

“I’m not emotionless, you know that, you’ve seen me cry about the things I had to do on tax collecting days, but I- I have to be like this… I have to pretend to be emotionless, it’s better if people think I have no one I care for, they can’t hurt them that way. I’m not alone, at least I don’t feel that way… miserable… well I’m sure about 90% of the people in this town feel miserable…”

“And you are one to talk, you know I don’t tend to exaggerate but I’m sure that about half the town already has set foot on our apartment. I have an excellent memory John, not one of the girls I have to awkwardly greet in the mornings has been here more than twice. We all chose our ways to cope…”

“That’s true, I have seen you cry more than I care to admit. But you don’t have to be like this. What’s the point of all of this if we can’t be happy when it’s over, once we win because we are going to win Rob. Even if you don’t believe it I believe it enough for the both of us. We have to win, for all of the people in this town to depend on us.”

“Hey man, I’m very happy with my current situation. If I wanted I could have a serious relationship with any of the women you have been forced to make pancakes for in the morning. But I don’t want that, at least right now. I just want to enjoy myself with as many beautiful ladies as possible.”

[isabellenewton]

“Ohhhh” she said with a smile, “I guess is one of those things where if you don’t get it, there’s not point on having it explained to you?” Belle asked.

“Whoa… this is hard… could it be possible for some people to just not have it in them to swim? Like maybe it’s impossible you manage to stay afloat?” she said feeling like anytime she would sink into the lake.

[littlejohnandermenhere]

“That’s one way to put it.” John said with a slight chuckle.

“I suppose, but it would be very unlikely. Just relax. You are thinking too much. Turn your brain off for a second, and float. Forget all about your cares and worries. Once the weight of them is gone, you should be able to float.”

[littlejohnandermenhere]

It’s not what it looks like.

[msevaclark-blog]

“I’ll just… Go. Elsewhere. I saw nothing and my lips are sealed. Good taste this time, though, John. She’s cuter than the last three I saw you with,“ she said as she backed away, flashing a tight-lipped smile and a pair of rather sarcastic thumbs-up.

[littlejohnandermenhere]

After hearing Eva’s comments the girl glared at John before grabbing her clothes and slapping him as she fled the scene. “Thanks a lot Eva.” John said as he rubbed his cheek and grabbed his pants. “What was wrong with the last three?”