is it wrong that part of me feels cheated?

jillian; twenty one; leo; sapphic

[geosdyke]

yes im a “cat person”. yes i am inseperable from my dog. we exist

[lesbiantiana]

witches in old fairytales had the right idea. living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage they’re like “maybe I’ll give you a magical token to help you out. maybe I’ll fuck up your entire life. depends :)”

[akleia]

how am i supposed to “major” in something and continue building my life around it when my interests completely change every 2 years and i am struck at unforseeable intervals by an inescapable need to make a fresh start

[howelljenkins]

sorry if u dont think im funny but that’s not my problem my target audience (me) has already been met

[pajaritos-deactivated20201224]

also bi girls are allowed to do anything including arson

[milk--lizard]

The fact that I exist literally pisses me off sometimes

[tridentgum-deactivated20201114]

life is the gaang and i am the cabbage merchant

[relelvance]

Evil lil mama: my lip gloss is evil my lip gloss cruel all the boys are spectres I've turned them into ghouls

[lacetulle]

Teuta Matoshi | Reds

[bleu-lex]

When Bo Burnham said we need to learn how to live without an audience he was really onto something

[pastelparrotlet]

Isn’t it wonderful how you’re always finding new songs and new books and new shows and new hobbies and new places and new people to fall in love with?  There will always be things to love, as long as you stick around to find them.

[turnon]

tired of these weak ass naps…. time to level up bitch put me in a coma 

[lakevida]

a lighter company trying to start a marketing campaign like how have YOU used your zippo lighter? #zippo and it backfires when everyone uses the hashtag to confess to unsolved arson cases and it turns out all of them are true and then lighters get cancelled and everyone gets back into using like a stick and a piece of flint to make fire because it’s more eco friendly because it’s harder to do arson with. i’m sincerely the highest i’ve ever been and this took a monumental effort to type. i love the art of short stories

[cowgirlhours]

does anyone else feel ostracized by the girl in red hayley kiyoko king princess industrial complex

[madnessofmen]

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

[faeriemagicka]

a date where we smell candles together in a store and ask each other our opinions on one's we like

[juelzsantanabandana]

All girls do is lie and play that cat game on they phone