Little Lemon

you're twenty? that's okay no one has to know bbg (Pls be kind - they’re trying to work out their gender)

[crewels-bitchboy-glazer]

do you have a knight kink because you crave undying loyalty when everyone has betrayed you in the past or because you have a history hyperfixation

[infizero]

god's greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art

[theconcealedweapon]

Autistic Person: "This bothers me."

Neurotypical Person: "Quit being such a crybaby. Bad things happen. Get used to it. The world isn't going to coddle your feelings."

Autistic Person: "This doesn't bother me."

Neurotypical Person: "How can you be so nonchalant at a time like this? You're an emotionless robot."

Autistic Person: "What the hell do you want?"

[box-of-treats]

I think I struggled to land on the label of "asexual" for so long because I didn't realize you didn't have to be like... a pure angel.

perhaps it was just the spaces I was in but I thought you had to never had sexual thoughts/kinks or else you'd get kicked out the theoretical asexual club.

I suppose maybe I should've realized something when everytime the topic of sex I would go in my head "that sounds painful and unsanitary." Even after years after I stopped identifying as asexual. But we're back baby, well for now, yeah.

[sourdough-seal]

me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later

[princess-cloud]

I don’t want your pretty poetry, I want to be the sacrifice on the alter, the hymns found in your moans, the prayers are in the rhythm of my hips, I am the god that you worship.

[libraford]

Advice I gave someone today was: 'do it stupid.'

She wants to learn photography. Do it stupid. Take a million photos. Don't think about why they're not good. Enjoy the process of taking photos.

Pick out tge ones you like the most and figure out why you like them. Is it because the subject is centered? Is it because you caught them doing something cool? Is it because the light made cool shadows?

Do it stupid. If you try to do it smart, youll get stuck. If you think too much you'll never get to doing. Do it stupid.

[beidous-boobs]

Normalize waiting for men to be ready to have their first time. Normalize them wanting to set boundaries too. Normalize men not being ready to have sex immediately.

[sandersstudies]

I like talking to small children because they are comfortable ending a conversation. Adults hate “awkward silence” and will often continue to talk after the most enjoyable part of a conversation has ended. A child will be like “yeah. Anyway bye” and go back to what they were doing two feet away.

[chronic-solitarian]

”i know what you are” PLEASE enlighten me because i can’t figure it out myself

[awesome-brick]

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

[zombie-jed]

Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

[zoe-the-astromaniac]

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

i was explaining my sexuality to my coworkers abt how im both asexual and into kink culture, and after a minute my coworker said "Oh! It's like, you don't play the FNaF games, but you like the lore!" and i haven't recovered

[chaoticusnerdalis-deactivated20]

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.