Caroline Levine

Caroline Levine . 15 . Reincarnation of Rhoda Penmark I may look sweet, but looks can be so deceiving.

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“I’m thinking of turning a large part of the hotel into a nightclub.”

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Sweet. There'll finally be something to do around here.

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There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

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It’s not a very nice place, huh?

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Not. At. All.

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There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

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Both unfortunately, and fortunately, yes. 

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Ew. No offense, but your job sounds totally lame.

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There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

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I have to listen to teenagers and parents talk/complain about it on a daily basis, being near a high school would hardly make a difference in how often I have to think about it.

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Why do people complain to you so much? Is it like your job or something?

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There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

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I feel like that’s pretty much every teenager. Every one I’ve had in my office’s backstory is basically like that. I say if you’re not getting in trouble with the law, drinking, doing drugs, having sex, you’re not a bad kid. I guess having sex doesn’t make you a bad person ever, but it’s a little disturbing when you know people so young are going at it. Anyway.

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Well, you should probably avoid high schools then, if you don't want to think about 'people so young' doing it.

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There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

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And why is that?

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I get in fights a lot, I hate teachers, I like to get other people in trouble. The list goes on.

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There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

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I said “I think.” So, you’re a bad kid?

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Some would say that. I would probably say that.

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There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

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And how do you feel about that?

Only kidding. Being a teenager really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. They say it’s the best years of your life, but if you’re not being destructive and reckless AKA breaking the law, it’s boring as fuck. Props on being a good kid though. I think.

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A good kid, right.

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There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

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You spend your whole life wishing to grow up and then when you do, it fucking sucks. Welcome to real life, kiddo.

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I hate real life.

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There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

I thought being a teenager was supposed to be fun.

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Someone asked me today if I curled my hair on purpose or if it were natural, so I stabbed them.

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I'd do the same.

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It's cold outside.

Gross.

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Do you like anyone in Deacon Falls?

Not really. The people in my grade are lame and I don't really talk to anyone else.

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Are you a virgin?

Maybe.

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Would you ever have kids?

Probably not. I didn't kids kids when I was one, don't like them now, probably wont like them in the future.

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How long have you lived in Deacon Falls?

All my life.